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god gave me a boner in my throat
hey genmay
It is a fact that people usually remember God in the most critical situations or when they face death. I believed this only half-heartedly until I experienced it myself. While having a meal by myself after work last friday, a small bone from some chicken suddenly got stuck in my throat. Within moments I was gasping for breath. I rushed to the washroom and put my fingers as deep as I could into my throat in a futile attempt to remove it. My eyes turned red and watery and I could see the restaurant staff nervously talking to each other, too scared to come near me..bastards.. I was choking away and death seemed to stare right into my eyes. I prayed and prayed, telling him this was not the right time for me! As I struggled, my mind surprisingly flashed back to the two bucks I owed the guy at work. I had never bothered to pay it back since it seemed he too had forgotten. I was also reminded of the instances when I had definitely hurt my parents and instances when I could have helped the needy but didn't bother to. I was apologizing from deep within, as it seemed the doors of hell were opening for me. I even tried to bribe god by pledging offerings if i survived. Just then, a younger kid working at the restaurant rushed up with a piece of bread and asked me to gulp it down with water. I had no choice but to obey. Miraculously, the trick worked. The bone went down and I was finally relieved. As I drank water I looked at the restaurant staff. They seemed even more relieved than I. I was pampered like a chief guest and fed extra helpings of food after that. As soon as I finished, I went to work and gave that $2 that I owed the coworker. Well, I am quite a changed person after this episode. Now I make it a point to remember God even in my happiest moments. I love you genmay 
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02-24-2007, 03:18 PM
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Stilts and a straw, you'll be in heaven.
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You don't say? What a giving man.
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02-24-2007, 03:18 PM
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that was a fast title raep
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02-24-2007, 03:18 PM
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I like to hit women during sex, and not during sex.
lal this thread sucks so bad I can't even think of an original post.
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02-24-2007, 03:19 PM
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Damn, so close.
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02-24-2007, 03:21 PM
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^^^justgotwicked's tits. I told everyone I fucked her and got this av. :)
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beating women is awesome.
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02-24-2007, 03:23 PM
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pwned
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MY ATTEMPT AT MURDER HAS FAILED
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02-24-2007, 03:23 PM
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(M|22)
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yeah,
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02-24-2007, 03:28 PM
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Don't choke next time.
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02-24-2007, 03:58 PM
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buttsex
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02-24-2007, 04:00 PM
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pwned
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LOL you can't even eat without choking on your own food
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adca5108def2cad3bc93045e4e646a12 [y yuo throw haet :( :(] porn may <3's yuo. |
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02-24-2007, 04:00 PM
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Underperformance - <3 ShillinTheVillain
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lol @ this thrad
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02-24-2007, 04:11 PM
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I hope that bone rips your asshole on the way out.
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G1GY Can't we all just get a bong!?! |
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02-24-2007, 04:15 PM
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who nameraped me
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02-24-2007, 04:25 PM
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the difference between like and love is spit and swollow....
you must love chicken |
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02-24-2007, 05:06 PM
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