Feeling like your life is shitty? Take some time and read this thread!

[shockthemonkey]

tl;dr posts in this thread are made by fagets. I know, I know, this is content I found in a thread on 4chan, but it has some value. It's funny reading how some people are total wastes. Read and feel good about yourself. Or read and realize you're just like the losers we're laughing at. Either way, let's have some fun!

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WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 19

JOB: Unemployed

EDUCATION: Dropped out in highschool due to clinical depression and being a lazy motherfuck. Got my GED and later enrolled in community college but dropped my courses two months later due to clinical depression and being a lazy motherfuck. Mom wants me to go back and register for the summer but to only take 2 courses

RL FRIENDS: 0, had several but I've lost the motivation to care about them anymore

VIRGIN: Yes, and have never had a girlfriend

RESIDENCE: Two-story house which my divorced fundie Christian mom pays for

LEAVE HOUSE: Once every 2-3 weeks only to shop for groceries or eat dinner with my mom

BRUSH TEETH: Once every 2-3 weeks

SHOWER: Once every 3 months or so do I shower my body as a whole. However, I squat and dip my head below the bath faucet and wash only my hair 2 times every week because I can't stand itchy dandruff, and hate getting the rest of my body wet

MEDICATIONS: Wellbutrin XL

AN HERO: Tried to become one twice and thus went to rehab twice in my life as I was too dumb to realize how stupid Exsanguination is. Seeing as how I was too poor to afford a gun, when I was 18 I went to a MEPS, scored 98 on the ASVAB, took a full physical exam and was entered into the army DEP as a 96b MOS in hopes of blowing my brains out with an M16 issued in Basic Training. However, since killing myself would be boring and would mean no /b/, video games, torrents, soda, steak, pizza and pron, I bailed out of the DEP before I could take the final oath and ship off on January 2nd, 2007.





WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 22

JOB: I've never had a job. Ever. I'm not kidding. All I've done with my life is play MMORPGs. I've recently quit WoW so maybe i'll get employment soon.

EDUCATION: Graduated High School, never bothered with college.

RL FRIENDS: None atm. All my old ones have moved away or joined the military.

VIRGIN: Of course

RESIDENCE: Parents house

LEAVE HOUSE: Rarely. I'd say about once a month or so. Usually longer.

BRUSH TEETH: Everyday

SHOWER: Everyday

MEDICATIONS: Some blood pressure crap

AN HERO: Thought about it plenty of times, but I'm too lazy to even try anything.




WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 16

JOB: None

EDUCATION: Dropped out of highschool in tenth grade, though I failed my freshman year due to not doing shit, and so I was still a freshman.

RL FRIENDS: 1, though we are growing really distant, and I never talk to him anymore.

VIRGIN: Yes. Never had a girlfriend, never been kissed, ect.

RESIDENCE: With my father and stepmother in the middle of nowhere, on fucking dial-up.

LEAVE HOUSE: I don't think I've left the house in a good... two months?

BRUSH TEETH: Never. I honestly never got in the habit as a kid. My teeth are yellow, but I have all of them

SHOWER: Once every few days (sometimes once per week, or less), when the mood hits me or my horrible stench gets to me.

MEDICATIONS: None. Was given antidepresants but was too lazy and shit to remember to take them, so I stopped.

AN HERO: Have considered it.. but no life means no internet. Also, I am afraid I would fail horribly, leaving me disfigured and in constant agony.





WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 17.

JOB: Unemployed, have never even thought about a job.

EDUCATION: Only the mandatory.

RL FRIENDS: None.

VIRGIN: Kindof. I was raped at age 6, tho.

RESIDENCE: With my parents.

LEAVE HOUSE: Last time I went outside was a week ago, I needed some coke. Before that, I can't remember. Probably around a month.

BRUSH TEETH: When I remember it, usualy twice a week.

SHOWER: No.

MEDICATIONS: None.

AN HERO: Tried twice because my mum banned me from my computer. It worked both times.

LIFE STORY: I have had headaches since I was 13. Pain every single day, living my pathetic life in what can best be described as hell. Physical activity makes the pains a lot worse, so I avoid it.




WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?


AGE: 17

JOB: Supermarket..."replenishment team"

EDUCATION: Quit school as soon as i could.

RL FRIENDS: 1

VIRGIN: Yes.

RESIDENCE: Living w/ parents

LEAVE HOUSE: once every 2 days

BRUSH TEETH: every evening.

SHOWER: Once in two days

MEDICATIONS: Dalacin

AN HERO: tried 5 times. chickened out and failed poisoning myself. NEVER EVER TRUST WIKIPEDIA'S LETHAL DOSAGES.




WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE:23

JOB: teacher \ bartender, currently unemployed

EDUCATION: BA in language studies \ english

RL FRIENDS: 1, last seen - three weeks ago

VIRGIN: I'm on 4chan

RESIDENCE: Poland, Gdańsk

LEAVE HOUSE: once a month

BRUSH TEETH: twice a day

SHOWER: 1 shower and one two hour bath soak a week

MEDICATIONS: none

AN HERO: attempt at the age of 7 with a knife the length of my forearm, the thought never crossed my mind since

ADDITIONAL NOTES: I'm growing more and more apathetic with every passing week. Books, games, even imageboards started to lose their charm.



WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 23

JOB: None

EDUCATION: Stopped attending college

RL FRIENDS: few

VIRGIN: yes

RESIDENCE: parents

LEAVE HOUSE: once a month

BRUSH TEETH: regularly

SHOWER: regularly

MEDICATIONS: none

AN HERO: nope



WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 24

JOB: student

EDUCATION: In college as a computer science major.

RL FRIENDS: ~6-12 and slowly thinning out.

VIRGIN:no

RESIDENCE:at home

LEAVE HOUSE:usually every other day except for weekends, will be every day in some semesters, when I'm not in school every 2-4 weeks at most to get food.

BRUSH TEETH:every day I go outside.

SHOWER:every day I got outside, or every two-three days.

MEDICATIONS:none

AN HERO:No. Despite being a moron, ugly, having no money and nothing to woo the opposite sex I spend each and every day fighting to make it to another day. Sure at times I'm miserable, but at others I'm not, I'd rather be miserable some of the times than not exist at all.



WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE:18

JOB: Unemployable. Though currently doing some work experience.

EDUCATION: Three years in college. Started over after the first year, due to failing my exams, due to learning disability.

RL FRIENDS: 0. I had 1 a long time ago but no more.

VIRGIN: No. Lost it to a fat chick.

RESIDENCE: Parents house. Like I can afford to move out on no income.

LEAVE HOUSE: Weeking days, for reasons stated above. Though if I wasn't doing that it would be never, unless I really, really had to. And even then I probably wouldn't.

BRUSH TEETH: Always once, sometimes twice a day.

SHOWER: Once every other day.

MEDICATIONS: Unhealthy ammount of escapism from reality, caused by playing games, reading books and manga.

AN HERO: No. Due to general apathy.



WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE:18

JOB:No, because of my aspergers.

EDUCATION:High school, becuase of my aspergers.

RL FRIENDS:3-4. Because of aspergers.

VIRGIN:yes, becuase of aspergers.

RESIDENCE:Mom's house. Because of aspergers.

LEAVE HOUSE:For school.

BRUSH TEETH:Whenever I remember.

SHOWER:Mostly every day.

MEDICATIONS:Lexipro and wellbutrin. Because of Aspergers.

AN HERO:Overdosed on Ritalin, was too strong to die like that, attempted to shoot myself in the head, but the safety was on, so
I gave up.

[Bluesultan]

blogmay

[Viremia]

Originally Posted by Bluesultan

blogmay

[MisturVain]

WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 21

JOB: Law student.

EDUCATION: University

RL FRIENDS: Lost them all.

VIRGIN: No, but everything went downhill since ~18 y/o

RESIDENCE: Parents house. Moving out next semester.

LEAVE HOUSE: For school.

BRUSH TEETH: When going to school

SHOWER: Every day.

MEDICATIONS: None.

AN HERO: No...

[shockthemonkey]

Originally Posted by Bluesultan

blogmay

this post makes you a faget

WHERE IS MY LIFE GOING?

AGE: 19

JOB: Unemployed

EDUCATION: Dropped out in highschool due to clinical depression and being a lazy motherfuck.

RL FRIENDS: 1, maybe 2. i BETrayed the rest

VIRGIN: Yes and i've only had an online bf

RESIDENCE: apartment which i say is a house to seem specialer

LEAVE HOUSE: to get the mail. maybe somebody wrote to me;_;

BRUSH TEETH: try to everyday

SHOWER: try to everyday

MEDICATIONS: i'm off right now

AN HERO: thought of it under 2391 times. i dont think so

[zombiecull]

Because of aspergers

[Bluesultan]

Originally Posted by shockthemonkey

AN HERO: thought of it under 2391 times. i dont think so

[shockthemonkey]

Originally Posted by Bluesultan

[shockthemonkey]

Originally Posted by zombiecull

Because of aspergers

It's all about the aspergers baby
It's all about the aspergers baby

[DJFaceMachine]

You know, being a social reject who lives with your parents and hardly leaves the house is one thing, but why do you also have to be a dirty fuck?

BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH, BTARDS

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[Bluesultan]

Originally Posted by djfacemachine

You know, being a social reject who lives with your parents and hardly leaves the house is one thing, but why do you also have to be a dirty fuck?

BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH, BTARDS

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it comes with the territory of being a social reject...you're not around anyone else and you don't care

[zombiecull]

Originally Posted by djfacemachine

You know, being a social reject who lives with your parents and hardly leaves the house is one thing, but why do you also have to be a dirty fuck?

BRUSH YOUR GODDAMN TEETH, BTARDS

edit// btrads

edit: baspergers

[DJFaceMachine]

Originally Posted by Bluesultan

it comes with the territory of being a social reject...you're not around anyone else and you don't care

Yeah but being dirty feels bad. I don't shower and brush my teeth to impress anyone, I just don't like feeling unclean.

[NleahciM]

I bet most of that is .

[DJFaceMachine]

Originally Posted by NleahciM

I bet most of that is .

I bet it's not. There are a lot of pathetic people in the world and most of them are on the Internets.