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Attack on Iran on April 6 between 4:00 and 16:00 v. In russia Chicken Eats ISAJEEP


Sorry for bad translation, my english good is not. Remember , KGB rapes little sister and feeds her de yogurts afters



19/03/2007 19:00 MOSCOW, 19. March (RIA Novosti). The military action of the USA against Iran becomes in the first April week, scarcely before the Easter the of this year, probably already on Friday, which 6 April, which is in the moslemischen countries a work-free day, write the Russian weekly paper “Argumenty Nedeli” take place with reference to Russian military experts. Since the IAEO boss Mohammad ElBaradei in its report stated to the UN from 20 February that the international atomic energy authority can not confirm “the civilian character of the Iranian atomic program”, gives it during the preparations on this impact no back more, is called it in the contribution. The attack is to take 12 hours long, from four o'clock in the morning to 16 o'clock (local time). With the operation, which got the code name “Bite” (bite), approximately 20 objects are attacked, among other things uranium enrichment centrifuges as well as research centers and - laboratory, so the sheet. The first reactor block in Bushehr, at which Russian specialists build, is to remain spared thereby. The air defense system to be fought, several Iranian warships are to be sunk in Persian Gulf and be destroyed the most important guidance places of the Iranian armed forces. The impacts are to be led among other things by the island Diego Garcia lain in the Indian ocean out: From there B-52-Bombenflugzeuge with cruise missiles is to start. Beyond that the air forces of the aircraft carriers are to take part in the attack, in Persian Gulf rule at present and/or to in the Mediterranean stationed themselves 6. Belong to US fleet. Further cruise missiles are to be shot by submarines, which cross secretly ocean and before the coast of the Arab peninsula. With this impact of Iran is to be shifted nuclear program equal around several years back. A logical consequence of it would be a rise of the oil prices on 75 to 80 dollar per barrel, for a longer time. On the new Iran resolution, whose draft was approved of by all constant member countries of the UN security council as well as by Germany, is to be co-ordinated meanwhile in the security council still in this week. The document plans sanctions against ten national Iranian enterprises and three further enterprises, which are administered by the guards of the Islamic revolution - an elite troop, which is directly, subordinated to the religious leader of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Chamenei. In addition the sanctions are to apply against 15 persons - for eight struggle-high ladder of state enterprises as well as sieved central figures in the corps of the guards of the Islamic revolution.





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19/03/2007 19:00 MOSKAU, 19. März (RIA Novosti).

Die Militäraktion der USA gegen Iran wird in der ersten Aprilwoche, knapp vor dem diesjährigen Ostern, wahrscheinlich schon am Freitag, dem 6. April, stattfinden, der in den moslemischen Ländern ein arbeitsfreier Tag ist, schreibt die russische Wochenzeitung "Argumenty Nedeli" unter Berufung auf russische Militärexperten.
Seit der IAEO-Chef Mohammad ElBaradei in seinem Bericht an die UNO vom 20. Februar festgestellt hat, dass die Internationale Atomenergiebehörde "den zivilen Charakter des iranischen Atomprogramms nicht bestätigen kann", gebe es bei den Vorbereitungen auf diesen Schlag kein Zurück mehr, heißt es in dem Beitrag.

Die Attacke solle 12 Stunden lang, von vier Uhr morgens bis 16 Uhr (Ortszeit), dauern. Bei der Operation, die die Kodebezeichnung "Bite" (Biss) bekommen hat, werden rund 20 Objekte angegriffen, u. a. Urananreicherungszentrifugen sowie Forschungszentren und -labors, so das Blatt.
Der erste Reaktorblock in Bushehr, an dem russische Fachleute bauen, solle dabei verschont bleiben. Es sollen das Luftabwehrsystem bekämpft, mehrere iranische Kriegsschiffe im Persischen Golf versenkt und die wichtigsten Führungsstellen der iranischen Streitkräfte vernichtet werden.

Die Schläge sollen u. a. von der im Indischen Ozean gelegenen Insel Diego Garcia aus geführt werden: Von dort sollen B-52-Bombenflugzeuge mit Flügelraketen starten. Darüber hinaus sollen sich die Fliegerkräfte von den Flugzeugträgern an dem Angriff beteiligen, die sich derzeit im Persischen Golf befinden bzw. zur im Mittelmeer stationierten 6. US-Flotte gehören. Weitere Flügelraketen sollen von U-Booten abgeschossen werden, die im Stillen Ozean und vor der Küste der Arabischen Halbinsel kreuzen.
Mit diesem Schlag solle Irans Nuklearprogramm gleich um mehrere Jahre zurück versetzt werden. Eine logische Folge davon wäre ein Anstieg der Ölpreise auf 75 bis 80 Dollar pro Barrel, und zwar für eine längere Zeit.

Über die neue Iran-Resolution, deren Entwurf von allen ständigen Mitgliedsländern des UN-Sicherheitsrates sowie von Deutschland gebilligt wurde, soll indessen im Sicherheitsrat noch in dieser Woche abgestimmt werden. Das Dokument sieht Sanktionen gegen zehn staatliche iranische Unternehmen und drei weitere Unternehmen vor, die von den Wächtern der Islamischen Revolution verwaltet werden - einer Elitetruppe, die unmittelbar dem religiösen Führer Irans, Ayatollah Ali Chamenei, unterstellt ist.

Die Sanktionen sollen außerdem gegen 15 Personen gelten - acht ranghohe Leiter von Staatsunternehmen sowie sieben zentrale Figuren im Korps der Wächter der Islamischen Revolution.

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1. Nukes?
2. Durka Lamma Jihad v 2.0

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are you fucking serios

It is being reported all over the world, except in the US.
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the fuck if i'm reading that
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that's german, not russian

We KILLED NAZIS
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well now its not going to happen, good job assfucks for letting them know our plan, we'll have to strike a week earlier now

edit: because Russia is such a reliable source
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<"russian" text>

you're FUCKING RETARDED
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you're FUCKING RETARDED

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So how did those commie nazi s figure out our plans?
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So how did those commie nazi s figure out our plans?

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If there is a plan to attack noone will know about it until it happens. Letting the enemy know when you are gonna attack is stupid.
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If there is a plan to attack noone will know about it until it happens. Letting the enemy know when you are gonna attack is stupid.

No Kidding.


I was leaked, the Attack might be put off for 2 or 3 weeks till the end of April. Or we are just taunting Iran ,, waiting for another gulf of tonkin
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