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chocolate jesus reminds at least one believer


...of what it means to be a true christian.

"they are morally bankrupt and i want them to be financially bankrupt."
thats a line out of the Gospels right? the part where John's talking about how Jesus wanted to ruin and destroy the lives.


http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/0...ocolate-jesus/

click "Play"

now i personally dont care for this sculpture and dont really think that the artist has any great explanations for its meaning. but i dont understand why its important that its made of chocolate vs marble or why its such a big deal that his genitals are exposed. jesus was a human, he had genitals. i dont think anyone in the catholic church would doubt that...but its somehow wrong to remind people that genitals exist? does it take away from his holiness if people think about it? i guess having a penis makes him seem less important?

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Old 04-01-2007, 08:25 AM gee is offline  
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jesus didnt have genitals
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oh, more religious wisdom

"the entire food industry, of the world, depends on the fact that evolution doesnt happen"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5...urnal%2Ecom%2F

apparently because food is constantly being subjected to different energies and has never evolved into another creature, evolution is obviously a sham. this makes perfect sense, we can take a jar of peanut butter and for a billion years subject it to heat and electricity and it will never turn into another animal. how could everyone be so stupid as to believe it would!


i dont even have the words to describe how disturbed i am by these people.
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I've never heard of him before, is Donohue always this retarded?

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oh, more religious wisdom

"the entire food industry, of the world, depends on the fact that evolution doesnt happen"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5...urnal%2Ecom%2F

apparently because food is constantly being subjected to different energies and has never evolved into another creature, evolution is obviously a sham. this makes perfect sense, we can take a jar of peanut butter and for a billion years subject it to heat and electricity and it will never turn into another animal. how could everyone be so stupid as to believe it would!


i dont even have the words to describe how disturbed i am by these people.

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Does chocolate pen0r = b& ?
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I've never heard of him before, is Donohue always this retarded?

well lets see...
http://mediamatters.org/items/200412210001

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William A. Donohue, president of the conservative Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights, has made 23 guest appearances on TV news programs in 2004. Donohue uses his appearances primarily to attack gays and progressives. He has referred to the "gay death style," remarked, "God forbid we'd run out of little gay kids," claimed that Senator John Kerry "never found an abortion he couldn't justify," and claimed that "Hollywood is controlled by secular Jews who hate Christianity in general and Catholicism in particular ... Hollywood likes anal sex."
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wow just hearing the artist and the "priest" or whatever, the artist's intelligence is clearly skyrocketing compared to the the priest's.

Seriously, this artist kicked that priests ass so badly that it makes all priests look bad.

i like how this nutjob priests talks about jews and what they think about this, when in fact jews probably dont give a shit since they dont believe in christ.. this nut job speaks on behalf of jews.. i bet the artist can speak on behalf of jews and get more respect..

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Damn - the artist doesn't seem particularly sharp himself, but good god, that Christian guy is a fucking retard.
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oh, more religious wisdom

"the entire food industry, of the world, depends on the fact that evolution doesnt happen"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5...urnal%2Ecom%2F

apparently because food is constantly being subjected to different energies and has never evolved into another creature, evolution is obviously a sham. this makes perfect sense, we can take a jar of peanut butter and for a billion years subject it to heat and electricity and it will never turn into another animal. how could everyone be so stupid as to believe it would!


i dont even have the words to describe how disturbed i am by these people.


The fact that "believers" or religious people attempt to use reason to defend themselves is contradictory. Reason or logic goes against believing anything that can not be proven, and religion is based on faith which means believing in something that you are not sure of. Logic and Reason was created by atheists, and it will always favour of atheists.

Anyone who is religious and dictates logic is a hypocrite.
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i just want evolutionary biologist to make a response to that peanut butter video. ill admit that im not exactly very knowledgeable on the origins of life and the evolutionary process. i havent read much about the subjects and dont remember the specifics very well.

but i can tell when im being talked down to. and that they assume that everyone who watches this video has the scientific background for an 9 year old.
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i just want evolutionary biologist to make a response to that peanut butter video. ill admit that im not exactly very knowledgeable on the origins of life and the evolutionary process. i havent read much about the subjects and dont remember the specifics very well.

but i can tell when im being talked down to. and that they assume that everyone who watches this video has the scientific background for an 9 year old.


they wouldn't even bother, there is no use in trying to teach someone who doesn't want to learn, or is incapable of learning.

It's quite obvious that the people who made this peanut butter video are incompetent and the fact that they attempt to argue science, which is something they do not coincide with, only made themselves look bad, or anyone else who believes in that peanut butter garbage..

The intent of these religious fanatics is not to disapprove evolution, because they can't, but to mock it hoping to catch all the ignorant people at the same time. Why would you enter an argument with a five year old who just wants to cause trouble?
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