+++BREAKING+++ Aliens Invade Earth!!!! We are not alone!!!! farewell everybody...

[Clyde]

We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own...



Ladies and gentlemen, this is the most terrifying thing I have ever witnessed. . . . Wait a minute! Someone's crawling. Someone or . . . something. I can see peering out of that black hole two luminous disks . . . are they eyes? It might be a face. It might be . . . good heavens, something's wriggling out of the shadow like a gray snake. Now it's another one, and another one, and another one. They look like tentacles to me. There, I can see the thing's body. It's large as a bear and it glistens like wet leather. But that face, it . . . ladies and gentlemen, it's indescribable. I can hardly force myself to keep looking at it, it's so awful. The eyes are black and gleam like a serpent. The mouth is kind of V-shaped with saliva dripping from its rimless lips that seem to quiver and pulsate.






A humped shape is rising out of the pit. I can make out a small beam of light against a mirror. What's that? There's a jet of flame springing from the mirror, and it leaps right at the advancing men. It strikes them head on! Good Lord, they're turning into flame!






Now the whole field's caught fire. The woods . . . the barns . . . the gas tanks of automobiles . . it's spreading everywhere. It's coming this way. About twenty yards to my right...






Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been handed a message that came in from Grovers Mill by telephone. Just one moment please. At least forty people, including six state troopers, lie dead in a field east of the village of Grovers Mill, their bodies burned and distorted beyond all possible recognition.



Citizens of the nation: I shall not try to conceal the gravity of the situation that confronts the country, nor the concern of your government in protecting the lives and property of its people. . . . we must continue the performance of our duties each and every one of us, so that we may confront this destructive adversary with a nation united, courageous, and consecrated to the preservation of human supremacy on this earth.

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[Bradd]

epic...

[Intrinsic]

i wish i was colorblind

[DR_K13]

tl;dr

[logie]

This bed is about 6 years old, but has been slept in MAYBE a total of 60 nights. It is a pillow top Simmons. This was the absolutely most expensive mattress sold at Art Van back in 2001 or so. It retailed for about $5000.00. Accepting offers, expecting to sell. WILL SELL TO BEST OFFER. Fantastic bed includes frame and box springs. Qty=1 Price=Taking offers

[Bob Ewbanks]

Go crawl into traffic, shaft straddler.

[logie]

Originally Posted by logie

This bed is about 6 years old, but has been slept in MAYBE a total of 60 nights. It is a pillow top Simmons. This was the absolutely most expensive mattress sold at Art Van back in 2001 or so. It retailed for about $5000.00. Accepting offers, expecting to sell. WILL SELL TO BEST OFFER. Fantastic bed includes frame and box springs. Qty=1 Price=Taking offers

[Viremia]

k thnx

well, ttyl


btw, purty pics

[DuMa]

bart: DAD YOU SHOT ZOMBIE FLANDERS!

homer: he was a zombie?

[chov]

[-lotus-]

so much effort wasted into a shit thread

[AncientMarinade]

so uh...what?

[dax]

OMG HELP ME

[malamute face]

cool frog picture. that's about it.

[logie]

SNIP