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Flying with no Photo-ID


A year ago I lost my Utah state drivers license. In order to get a new one, you have to go to a Utah DMV office in person. That is a small problem since I am located in California.

A month ago I started my out-processing for separation from the United States Air Force. When first starting my out-processing, I was given a 90 day ID card, which they took on my final day at the MPF office. I asked if I could keep it, was told that was a no-go.

Tomorrow I am flying out of Sacramento Intl to Salt Lake Intl via Southwest Airlines. The problem? I have no photo ID. I have a copy of my orders, both copies of my DD214 (most important document in anyone's military career), my birth cirtificate, my social security card, even a letter stating my Top Secret-TS/SSBI/SCI/TK security clearance.

No photo ID...fuck.

I've read the "Great No-ID" article thing that you get by googling, but am still hesitant.

How fucked am I going to be at the airport tomorrow? I plan on getting there two hours early to be on the safer side.

Cliffs:
1. Lost drivers license a year ago
2. Separated from military, took my ID when I got out
3. Flying tomorrow, airport security, etc
4. No photo ID
5. Am I fucked?

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no student ID either?
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no student ID either?

I won't be a student until the fall semester....in Utah. I'll have my Utah drivers license back well before then assuming I can fly back to Utah.
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All the papers in the world are pretty much meaningless without a photo ID to prove you're the person named on those papers. Why the hell didn't you just get a california license, or at least a state ID?

You ain't flying nowhere.
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All the papers in the world are pretty much meaningless without a photo ID to prove you're the person named on those papers. Why the hell didn't you just get a california license, or at least a state ID?
I didn't realize that MPF took your mil ID upon separation until last week. Thats when I found out that it takes about 30 days to get a California state ID (according to the chick that processed my paparwork at MPF)
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