Who was in the city last night?

jammywanks · 05-05-2007, 01:10 PM

So my friends were to go see this guy Micky Avalon at Lotus and we're in line getting our ID's checked when the fire alarm goes off. They kick everyone out and stop letting people in... fire trucks come in and they come in to inspect... there's no smoke or no fire that we know of... just sprinklers went off and sprayed everyone LOL.

So we head off somewhere else have fun at Pianos and on my way back home, I'm trying to head to the turnpike through the Puluski skyway and traffic comes to a stop. A car fire has engulfed both lanes and there's ambulances and all that shit.... they close down the bridge to allow a firetruck to come up the opposite side of the divider, heading up the wrong way to put out the blaze. An hour later the cops go up to each car one by one... everyone has to back out of the bridge....

Of all that there were accidents all through the city, some motorcycle accident on the West Side highway and various other shit... you guys see a bunch of emergencies last night? Is it cause its almost summer and more people are out fucking around?

Seaweed · 05-05-2007, 01:11 PM

i was in a city last night...

The Jacket · 05-05-2007, 01:11 PM

I was shot, killed and raped in an alley.

Blaze · 05-05-2007, 01:12 PM

THE CITY OF ANGELS

edit: part 2: the reckoning.

edit2: In theaters june 27th

Xcric · 05-05-2007, 01:12 PM

cliffs?

mrj · 05-05-2007, 01:13 PM

I may have run from the cops, bit a strippers nipple smacked her ass and proceeded to hit on underage girls at a bar.

The Jacket · 05-05-2007, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mrj

I may have run from the cops, bit a strippers nipple smacked her ass and proceeded to hit on underage girls at a bar.

What are the odds that you did?

Blaze · 05-05-2007, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jacket

What are the odds that you did?

27.3/399

claffix · 05-05-2007, 01:17 PM

PS: WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS

Cyndi_Fapper · 05-05-2007, 01:17 PM

evildre · 05-05-2007, 01:18 PM

I was in Chicago, Chicago > whatever shithole city you were in nurga

Blaze · 05-05-2007, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildre

I was in Chicago, Chicago > whatever shithole city you were in nurga

i was in seattle, haha you lose.

mrj · 05-05-2007, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jacket

What are the odds that you did?

Probably pretty good since i woke up with a cut between my fingers and stamps from at least 3 bars. Oh and my wallet is about 300 bucks lighter

Slash · 05-05-2007, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by claffix

PS: WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS

explain

The Child Catcher · 05-05-2007, 01:22 PM

I live in the country. Me and my friends gang rape city types before seeing them off our land or burying them. Depends how rational we're feeling really.

To answer your question. No I was not in the city last night.

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05-05-2007, 01:11 PM	#3

Blaze I belong to the IMNobody clique.	THE CITY OF ANGELS edit: part 2: the reckoning. edit2: In theaters june 27th __________________ 1.61803399 Proud Member of the [M] Seattle Krewe <3
05-05-2007, 01:12 PM	#4

Xcric i have 3 girlfriends but they dont know it yet	cliffs? __________________ “My sorrow: to dream of simple times and wake in mine . . . .” —Ola DaRiol, “Regrets”
05-05-2007, 01:12 PM	#5

Cyndi_Fapper If you piss me off my mom will sit on your face	__________________ click is a moron!! (NEVAR FORGET!!!!!!)
05-05-2007, 01:17 PM	#10

The Child Catcher Kiddie Corral Material	I live in the country. Me and my friends gang rape city types before seeing them off our land or burying them. Depends how rational we're feeling really. To answer your question. No I was not in the city last night. __________________ 45k's are people too.
05-05-2007, 01:22 PM	#15

Seaweed My Title was WAY too Long.	i was in a city last night...
05-05-2007, 01:11 PM	#2

mrj	I may have run from the cops, bit a strippers nipple smacked her ass and proceeded to hit on underage girls at a bar.
05-05-2007, 01:13 PM	#6

claffix	PS: WE GOT DICKS LIKE JESUS __________________ I've spent most of my money on booze and fast toys...the rest was just wasted. I like my girls like I like my bikes: fast, naked, and barely legal.
05-05-2007, 01:17 PM	#9

evildre	I was in Chicago, Chicago > whatever shithole city you were in nurga __________________ It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. The balls are inert.
05-05-2007, 01:18 PM	#11