I am so lucky, [M]. Post your lucky moments...

[Invader_Zim]

So to give a little backstory, I went out to the pub tonight to see a live band and have a couple of drinks with some buddies. Live music was awesome, there was an electric violin and they did a cover of a Jimi Hendrix song, all was good, all was badass. I had about two Mac and Jacks over a period of two hours and a "Washington Apple" before I left. My friend needed a ride home, so I obliged. Off we went.

As I'm headed home on the freeway, I notice that a cop is in the carpool lane to my right. No biggie, I'm thinking, I'll just merge over farther and continue driving as per normal.

To make a long story short, lights flip on, I get pulled over. Conversation went something like this:

Cop: How you doing tonight sir?
Me: Fine, officer.
Cop: Did you know you had a tail light out?
Me: (feigning surprise): Why no, I did not.
*Request permission to leave the vehicle to inspect*
Cop: Can I see your drivers license?
Me: Sure, *pull it out*
Cop: How much have you had to drink tonight?
Me: About two beers or so...
Cop: Would you mind submitting to a few voluntary tests?
Me: I'm kind of nervous and shaking, what happens if I don't?
Cop: I'll make a determination based on what I've seen, it'll only take a few moments...
Me: Okay then.
*Tests...moves on to breathalyzer*
Cop: Alright, let's see where you're at...
*meter goes from .02, .04, .06, STOPS at .08*
Cop: So where are you headed right now?
Me: Straight home.
Cop: How much did you say you had to drink?
Me: 2...no wait, 3 beers within a span of 45 minutes
Cop: Alright, you passed the tests with accuracy, so just remember to keep an eye on lane changes and speed. Have a good night.

HOLY SHIT. I got so lucky.

Cliffs, bitches:
- Go to bar, have a couple beers and a shot
- Taking friend home, get pulled over for tail light
- Do some tests
- Blow a .08
- Get let off with a warning
- MOTHERFUCKING PROFIT

Post your lucky stories, [M]

[g00b3r]

tl;dr

lol snipe

edit: for real though, good story


fag

[g00b3r]

EPIC THREAD FAIL

[skidrow]

you blew a cop?

[Invader_Zim]

Originally Posted by skidrow

you blew a cop?

No, I got "lucky" and "got out of" the ticket...

  by blowing the cop...  

[Vienge.]

if you had been black he would have beat you on principle.

[Invader_Zim]

Originally Posted by Vienge

if you had been black he would have beat you on principle.

I'm pasty.

[911f0rP34C3]

Originally Posted by Vienge

if you had been black he would have beat you on principle.

sad but true

[gg next]

not mine but a friends-

so we're walking around, having just eaten dinner at the residence halls and we hear this music and shit playing out in front of one of the buildings there. so me and three other guys go to inspect the situation and see wtf is going on. turns out there was some kind of live band, raffle, free food kind of event happening.

we're like, 'ok, cool, whatever, lets get some free shit', so we go over to get some snow cones or something. anyways, as we're waiting in line, we turn around to look at the raffle that they're doing - apparently they had given out free tickets before we came and there were about 100-200 or so people standing around waiting for them to shout out the numbers. so they're calling out some number and it doesn't look like anyone is going up to claim it so they're just about to pull another one when my friend picks up a ticket that was on the ground right next to him.

yeah, it was the fucking winner that they had been calling out. bastard got a free 60gb video ipod. what a lucky son of a bitch.

[Invader_Zim]

Originally Posted by gg next

not mine but a friends-

so we're walking around, having just eaten dinner at the residence halls and we hear this music and shit playing out in front of one of the buildings there. so me and three other guys go to inspect the situation and see wtf is going on. turns out there was some kind of live band, raffle, free food kind of event happening.

we're like, 'ok, cool, whatever, lets get some free shit', so we go over to get some snow cones or something. anyways, as we're waiting in line, we turn around to look at the raffle that they're doing - apparently they had given out free tickets before we came and there were about 100-200 or so people standing around waiting for them to shout out the numbers. so they're calling out some number and it doesn't look like anyone is going up to claim it so they're just about to pull another one when my friend picks up a ticket that was on the ground right next to him.

yeah, it was the fucking winner that they had been calling out. bastard got a free 60gb video ipod. what a lucky son of a bitch.

Damn, that's pretty good luck right there.

[gg next]

Originally Posted by Invader_Zim

Damn, that's pretty good luck right there.

[MachinegunHead]

I am pretty lucky. I got hit by a car and survived with only a few scars. My parents call me 'Lucky' now.

[gg next]

and if you were lucky you wouldn't have gotten pulled over by the cop in the first place

[Invader_Zim]

Originally Posted by gg next

and if you were lucky you wouldn't have gotten pulled over by the cop in the first place

Hm. This is true. Under the circumstances, I would consider myself lucky for not getting arrested after the cop pulled me over though.

[gg next]

Originally Posted by Invader_Zim

Hm. This is true. Under the circumstances, I would consider myself lucky for not getting arrested after the cop pulled me over though.

tru.dat