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blue_monk
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some guy just broke my gaydar, how do i make it stop?


ok maybe once or twice and id let it slide and think nothing of it, but this has happened 3 times now in the past 5 months or so. gay guys keep hitting on me and i am a straight single male. this is my story:

so im walking out of the grocery store with my grocery bags towards my car. im wearing my workout shorts, a polo and my sandals (nothing that really screams homo) all of a sudden this guy gets out of his car which is parked next to mine. i bend over to put my bags down on the ground so i can open my car door. this guy comes up beside me and says "You look really familiar? Did you go to (insert popular college)? I say no and shake my head. There is an awkward moment of silence. I continue to shake my head no and say nothing. Then he says, "Oh maybe I've seen you around town, do you wait tables around here or did you use to a few months ago or a year ago?" WTF kind of question is that? I wait then say the last restaurant I worked at and said I worked there a year ago (I currently work part-time at another restaurant in town) He says oh. And I say nothing and we separate. I get my car and leave.

wtf is this shit? he was definately asking that indirect question about schools so he could see what school i went to. and then he figured because i didnt say waht school that i didnt go to school and have to have waited tables. odd first question and off follow up question.

so i ask you bc, have i been a victum of homo-hitting or am i wrong? also, i have nothing against homosexuals. im just not one and want this to stop. how do i get this to stop? maybe i just live in a heavy populated gay area.

yeah i guess this thread goes along with all the other great recent bc threads.

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this isn't a BC thread, go gay bash somewhere else. You clearly have issues.
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this isn't a BC thread, go gay bash somewhere else. You clearly have issues.

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wearing my workout shorts, a polo




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are ur work out shorts tight?

fake edit: you better not be a hideous ugly fat guy

fake edit2: and over the age of 30
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stop dressing like a catcher and it will stop.

if a gay guy has to second guess your sexuality there is only one answer.

"you're doing it wrong"
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:12 PM Blaze is offline  
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I'm not reading all that fuck off you stupid piece of shit
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:14 PM Code:[M]ayhem is offline  
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Old 05-30-2007, 07:20 PM mohavewolfpup is offline  
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You are a latent homosexual.
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You are a closet homosexual.

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shorts are gay
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You never explained why you thought this dude was gay...

but then again I guess it takes one to know one lolololololololololololololololololol
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so he was obviously a homosexual for thinking he knew you, want wanting to say hi based on that? OMG you are right what as homogay.



he was just being polite.
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