In this thread: we rep' our hood.

[isajeep]

im from bmore and u can tell when..................


niggas ride through ya hood all day stunt'n in Vic and Marquises on 22" s Ya dig hahaha

U know Kimmy's got the Best Soul Food in town and they KOREANS lol

U been to Shake & Bake

U eva got caught "hookin" school by the police

U live in walkin distance of at least 3 bus lines

U know how 2 "catch a hack" ex. Arm out 2 fingas extended swinging in a downward motion

U know what a "hack" is

U remember K-Swift's Club Mix "Ay U Knuckle Head" and u can say u lived in 1 of those neighborhoods(Sandtown, North & P, Park Heights, R& G, Whitelock, Cherry Hill, North & Long, etc.

U know B-More Club Mixes by heart

U know how 2 do da Down the Hill, the Spongebob, and several otha B-More club dances

U love the food at Lexington, Northeast, and Cross St. Markets; Even though their sanitation methods are a bit shaky

U know the significance of the City-Poly Game and its more important than the Raven's Games

U used "Ay yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" as a call 2 1 of ur friends up da street

U were brought up on Hot "Dugs"

Da 1st thing u eat when u get home is a chicken box (Salt, Pepper, Ketchup) or a Cheesesteak(everything no hots) and a Jumbo 1/2 & 1/2(wit a lil bit a ice)

U grew up on Linden's Cookies (Butter Crunch), TastyKakes(Butterscotch Krimpets), and UTZ potato Chips

U used to sell Frozen Cups

U ate Frozen Cups and Snow Cones and Egg Custard didn't sound like a messed up flava and it prolly was ur favorite

U eat Sunflower seeds like they neva comin back

U buy Sunflower seeds in different flavors like nacho, ranch, and bbq

U remember "Primetime Pizzas" during school lunch

U kno sumbody who has had a role no matter how small on shows like "The Wire", "Homicide", "Roc", and "The Corner"

U know this is where "Stop Snitchin" originated

U a man and u don't see nothin wrong with wearin capris

U a Girl and u don't see nothin wrong with a Man wearin Capris

U wear Nike Boots or Timbs no matter what time of the year it is

U ever had a Free Size t-shirt

All the men rock dreds and the girls got Mohawks

U say muva(mother), fahva(father), bruhva(brother)(it ain't no such thing as a ther), tew(2), dew(do), dug(dog), etc.

The best baller at ur High School is "Goin 2 da League"

U can play Lacrosse

"Yo" is the most popular word in ur vocabulary

U ever used an Independence Card

U remember Golden Ring Mall & Starport

U love Crazy John's even tho niggas stay gettin shot up there

U used 2 go 2 the Tunnel

U went to "Jacks" every Sunday night for 18 & under

Ur School has Namebrand clothing and u rock it at the club ie. Lake, Woodlawn, Douglass, etc.

People give you a ten digit telephone number.

U know how to get anywhere on the MTA.

U can step 1 foot out the city and know u in "the cowny"

U know what the "cowny" is

When u go out of town u refer 2 all suburban areas as "the cowny"


When the traffic light turns yellow u look to the right to find the red light camera


U know where every Red Light Camera is.

U ignore every No Turn On Red Sign

U wondered where the Freeway between Franklin and Mulberry Street was supposed to go to.

U've been to the store to buy a Deuce Deuce of 211, a pack of "fugs", a roll of toilet paper and nothing else.

U made it through downtown in 5 minutes.

U still have SuperBowl 35 Flags on your car. Raven 34 Giants 7.

U could be 20 feet away from somebody and they will walk in front of your moving car to cross the street.

The further away from the city you work, the better the pay is.

U say "Bawldamore"

U don't wash your clothes, U "warsh" them.

All directions start with... "The Beltway...."....which has no beginning and no end.

The morning rush hour is from 6am to 11am, the evening rush hour is from 1pm to 7pm... Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning.

If u actually stop at a yellow light u will be rear ended, cussed out, and possibly shot.

All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase "Oh, we must be in GLIMBURNIE!"

If someone actually has their turn signal on it is probably a factory defect.

Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators.

All old ladies with gray hair and Buicks have the right of way. PERIOD

The minimum acceptable speed on the Beltway is 85mph, anything less is considered downright sissy.

If the humidity is 98 and the temperature is 98 it's May/June/July/August/September.

If it is 10 degrees, it is Orioles Opening Day.

If it is 110 degrees, it is opening day at Ravens Stadium

Some dude with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard during Preakness ... run over him! It's probably not his yard anyway.

The AFRAM festival is not only a yearly tradition but it is one of the biggest parties of the year

U understand that Old Bay is essential to have a good meal

Ur entire high school senior class went to Ocean City for a senior week and it was the best week of ur life

U can pronouce Havre de Grace

U understand that the Terps and the Ravens are da Best

U call Six flags America "Adventure World" or even Wild World"

U knew how to pick crabs at age 3

U knew how 2 open fire hydrants even after the firemen came and shut em off

U go 2 1 of da major park pools in the summer like every day(Druid Hill, Patterson, etc.)

U ask 2 borrow a dollar that u know u ain't goin 2 give back!


U scream out a neighborhood in a party that u know u ain't from!

U go to the Great cookie and ask for 2 dollars worth of Snickerdoodles!

U know what a Snickerdoodle is...hahahaha


u know u from baltimore when you go outside and yell down the street to find ur family memebers

when you go back and forth to the store every 5 minutes to get a 25 cent bag of chips

you go to a gas station to buy a blck or white T

you got to PUTTY HILL skating rink every saturday

[shockthemonkey]

im from unionville, pa. there are no black people here. we have mexicans but when they get uppity, they get deported.

[tek000]

tl;dr

[The Jacket]

Peace up, nigga, stupid fucking city symbol down

[gg next]

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[Lewism1987]

yo know yor from baltimore when yor key is broken from getting the shit pshed ot of it

[superllamapoop]

keep in reaaaaal off the B.Q.E

[The Jacket]

Originally Posted by gg next

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=3i3CfzUFlRY[/youtub]

YOU ARE NOT THE FUCKING COAT

[Nizofoshizo]

I'm from London, lot's of black people there.

[PinkysAvenger]

im from massachusetts


you know that whole "United States of America" thing?


yeah, we did that

[isajeep]

Originally Posted by gg next

Ahahahaha

[rizla]

im from the middle class suburbs that are duplicated in millions of cities across north america

i am the anonymous bourgeousie white man

[g0rg0n]

Why I fucking love Portland, Rick Emerson summing it up for you all bitches. Can't wait to move back.

[isajeep]

Jesus, of the first 16, I'm 13 or 14.

[sassymcassface]

i live in the middle of the woods. :| my town has 1 stoplight and everything closes by 9 pm.