note: don't eat raw rhubarb

[JoePits]

it was kind of an interesting taste...lady at the grocery store let me try a piece from the package to see if i wanted to buy it. so i was snacking on it at the store and ate some more when i got home..

now i have this disgusting feeling in my mouth. like its coated. also it doesn't taste that good (the rhubarb)

its a good vegetable i give it a 7/10 but from now on will be used in cooking only.

[Threnx]

go eat the leaves and report back

[Doctor Octagon]

Eat a steak for Christ's sake, Joe. Eat a steak.

[bobsmith]

you know the government sprays those with a cognitive control chemical cocktail, right?

the coating is 6 million nanites invading your brain

[~~~~~]

note: don't eat raw penis

[threefingeredguy]

www.joepitsfacts.info

[JoePits]

Originally Posted by bobsmith

you know the government sprays those with a cognitive control chemical cocktail, right?

the coating is 6 million nanites invading your brain

so thats what it is.

i was wondering what could possibly give it the flavor of sour, tangy, and bitter all at once!

[JoePits]

Originally Posted by Doctor Octagon

Eat a steak for Christ's sake, Joe. Eat a steak.

nope i can't. i still crave meat i think though at least for now because when i fed my cat i got hungry from the smell.

[angrybusdriver]

Originally Posted by JoePits

so thats what it is.

i was wondering what could possibly give it the flavor of sour, tangy, and bitter all at once!

you know why you're so paranoid? the government made you that way with chemicals

[JoePits]

Originally Posted by Threnx

go eat the leaves and report back

i only have the stalks. thats all that came with the package. i hear the leaves make an excellent laxative tea though

Edit: do not make rhubarb leaf tea. i was just kidding. you would die.

[Doctor Octagon]

Originally Posted by JoePits

nope i can't. i still crave meat i think though at least for now because when i fed my cat i got hungry from the smell.

We don't have much time on this Earth, Joe. You could die tomorrow; besides, the government is already in control. It's too late. There is no better tomorrow. It's over.

Loosen up, enjoy that tasty cow as you watch humanity celebrate its own self-destruction.

[Wargod]

Wasn't gornw with enough crystals.

[JoePits]

Originally Posted by Doctor Octagon

We don't have much time on this Earth, Joe. You could die tomorrow; besides, the government is already in control. It's too late. There is no better tomorrow. It's over.

Loosen up, enjoy that tasty cow as you watch humanity celebrate its own self-destruction.

thing is, i know the end is nigh, and thats one reason i choose to not eat meat now, because i will enjoy better health and more energy despite all the other unavoidable toxins i ingest.

[dextertheorphan]

Originally Posted by JoePits

nope i can't. i still crave meat i think though at least for now because when i fed my cat i got hungry from the smell.

In your other thread it really just sounded like the only real reason you're doing this is for health reasons. Why not just stop eating pork and beef products and switching to healthier, leaner meat such as chicken?

[Doctor Octagon]

Originally Posted by JoePits

thing is, i know the end is nigh, and thats one reason i choose to not eat meat now, because i will enjoy better health and more energy despite all the other unavoidable toxins i ingest.

What? That makes no sense. You're eating healthy so you can stay regular and pinch out a solid loaf in your toilet while the Apocalypse occurs?

You're missing my point; there's no reason to try and be healthy if you're going to die anyway.


 Or are you planning to survive the holocaust of mankind -- with your harem of beautiful women, eh?