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I just realized that....


I just realized that the reason SPEEDY GONZALES was SOOO fast was because he had to be to run across the border to get into the US while avoiding La Migra.




Also his main goal was to get money, kind of like the Mexicans of today.
Most likely after getting the pesos, he speeds back to mexico to take care of his 6 kids and his rat wife

edit:Im not calling mexicans rats, just that speedy gonzales had a rat wife

Edit: His cousin is "Slowpoke Rodrizguez"
WATCH this episode, fucking funny


http://youtube.com/watch?v=hm-EemHYwZQ

Episode name: Mexican Boarders
read some of the comments



Slowpoke Rodriguez



wiki:
Slowpoke Rodríguez is a fictional animated cartoon mouse, part of the Looney Tunes' cast. He is described as "the slowest mouse in all Mexico", and cousin to Speedy Gonzales, who is known as the fastest. His voice was provided by an uncredited Tom Holland. However, he mentions to his cousin that while he is slow in the feet, he's not slow in "la cabeza", he speaks in a monotone voice and seems to never be surprised by anything, since he is tha slowest mouse in all of Mexico he was shown to have certain other (more extreme) methods of protecting himself.

Slowpoke only appeared in two cartoons alongside his cousin. The first, "Mexicali Shmoes" (1959), ends with two lazy cats learning the hard way that Slowpoke carries a gun (though the gun bit has been edited out of this cartoon in recent years). The second, "Mexican Boarders" (1962), revolves around Speedy trying to protect Slowpoke from Sylvester the cat, but in the end, Slowpoke demonstrates his ability to hypnotize Sylvester into becoming his slave. This short (which was later edited into Bugs Bunny's 3rd Movie: 1001 Rabbit Tales) contains a possible allusion to a marijuana habit when Slowpoke sings La Cucaracha. English Translation of what Slowpoke Rodríguez says: "The roach, the roach, can't walk any more, because it needs, because it needs, marijuana to smoke"

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he ran fast because of the hot red peppers up his tiny mouse ass.
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how is this racist??

why else does he have to run every where and spoke VERY little english??

he was an ILLEGAL

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as a mexican i should be offended but i approve of this thread.
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