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they do? since when?


Thats what the connoisseur of jewish penises told me.

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Old 04-25-2005, 11:02 AM spook75 is offline  
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little being the operative word?

I've never had any complaints

?
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pump + heating pad. hasn't worked.

will there be pics when the time comes?

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I've never had any complaints

?

Unconscious girls don't usually complain.
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I've never had any complaints

?
if I'm having buttsechs, I guess I would want it to be little
Old 04-25-2005, 11:07 AM kristchan is offline  
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I've never had any complaints

?
Truth time? Okay! The truth of the matter is, a girl will not tell a guy he's got a small penis, even if it is a small penis. In fact, even if the penis is small, the girl will still claim the boy has a big penis, just to make him feel better, and hopefully perform better in bed.

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Truth time? Okay! The truth of the matter is, a girl will not tell a guy he's got a small penis, even if it is a small penis. In fact, even if the penis is small, the girl will still claim the boy has a big penis, just to make him feel better, and hopefully perform better in bed.


not true.

i know a girl who laughed at her prospective boyfriend's penis. to make matters worse, he proceeded to snap his banjo string and blood poured all over both of them.
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will there be pics when the time comes?
of course. I would never pass up the opportunity to make a thread about my vagina.
Old 04-25-2005, 11:11 AM kristchan is offline  
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of course. I would never pass up the opportunity to make a thread about my vagina.

yay
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Truth time? Okay! The truth of the matter is, a girl will not tell a guy he's got a small penis, even if it is a small penis. In fact, even if the penis is small, the girl will still claim the boy has a big penis, just to make him feel better, and hopefully perform better in bed.



Uh oh. Gulp...
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Old 04-25-2005, 11:16 AM spook75 is offline  
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he was not random! he was carefully selected based on genetic traits for breeding purposes.
I'm creating my own super race, the good old fashioned away.


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Old 04-25-2005, 11:20 AM growler is offline  
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not true.

i know a girl who laughed at her prospective boyfriend's penis. to make matters worse, he proceeded to snap his banjo string and blood poured all over both of them.
Okay, I would never tell a guy he's got a small penis, and I've seen some small penises.

I wouldn't want anyone to make fun of me naked, so I won't do the same. I think sometimes we say things to try to convince ourselves that it's true. "Omg baby, you've got the most perfect penis I've ever seen" means, "Forget every other penis you've ever seen that's better than this one so you don't feel like you're missing out"

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Okay, I would never tell a guy he's got a small penis, and I've seen some small penises.

I wouldn't want anyone to make fun of me naked, so I won't do the same. I think sometimes we say things to try to convince ourselves that it's true. "Omg baby, you've got the most perfect penis I've ever seen" means, "Forget every other penis you've ever seen that's better than this one so you don't feel like you're missing out"


thats better

i think

thank god my gf has only seen my uber-penis
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thats better

i think

thank god my gf has only seen my uber-penis
The internet is full of penises. Aw jeez, I am now remembering some of the penises I've seen, and holy shit are they ugly.

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The internet is full of penises. Aw jeez, I am now remembering some of the penises I've seen, and holy shit are they ugly.


wait, shes seen 2 strippers' penis' before.
one was 'really small but he ahd a nice body'
the other was 'huge but he couldnt dance. but you could see his dick from the back.'

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