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it might come down to that.
so many girls I know have had c-sections lately, the benefits are sometimes temping. but I really don't want that. if they need to do one, I've accepted that but I want it only as a last resort. They wanted/expected me to have her at about 38 weeks so the chances of me having one are getting greater and greater.
meh. I won't worry about it until I talk to the doc tomorrow.
It seems doctors are wanting to do C-sections more often these days.
Old 04-25-2005, 01:47 PM Sarah Palin is offline  
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c-sections are simply easier to do... and generally safe. no worrying about the baby coming out foot first or something... and no messing around with a vagina.
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:49 PM plot is offline  
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Yeah, a lot of it has to do with liability. Ob/Gyne malpractice insurance is so out of this world docs are doing c-sections just to have more control and less risk involved with births.

Thats kinda warped if you think about it.
Old 04-25-2005, 01:52 PM Sarah Palin is offline  
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yea, states now are only starting to make laws that protect doctors.. a minor fuckup out of a doc's control is now his fault for some reason... that's why healthcare costs so much, cause doctors have to make a qaurter of a million for insurance before they start making any profit.

my state has no laws at all to protect doctors.. and it's REALLY starting to show. all hospitals here are going nonprofit so they are protected from lawsuits, we have no more trama wards as the liability there is HORRENDOUS, all small family doctors are shutting down and moving across the state line... hospitals that turned nonprofit cut staffing, cut wages, etc.. so the care there has gone to shit.

sad state of affairs
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Old 04-25-2005, 01:57 PM plot is offline  
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Even the most experienced guy doesn't seem to realize that "bang bang bang bang" does nothign but hurt (and not in the good way) unless they're hitting the exact right spot and more times than not, they don't even get CLOSE To that right spot. The right spot isn't 9" inside, but more like 2" inside, so bottoming out HURTS, and freaking selfish pricks keep pounding away because it feels good to them despite us crying out in pain... yes.. pain... that's not a freaking orgasm you asshole, that's me saying it hurts.

lol



QFT+++++

though... when I first started having sex... everything felt like pain cuz I wasn't used to it... but now, its a weird sort of, not direct pleasure, but it feels good anyways... but I totally agree, cervix pounding beyond a certain point fucking HURTS
Old 04-25-2005, 02:51 PM f00ker's Wife is offline  
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QFT+++++

though... when I first started having sex... everything felt like pain cuz I wasn't used to it... but now, its a weird sort of, not direct pleasure, but it feels good anyways... but I totally agree, cervix pounding beyond a certain point fucking HURTS
I was with one guy, no matter what I said or did, he was a pounder. He thought my vocalizations were pleasure when in fact it was just painful. I don't miss that sex one bit.
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I was with one guy, no matter what I said or did, he was a pounder. He thought my vocalizations were pleasure when in fact it was just painful. I don't miss that sex one bit.
I dated the same guy!


Flat out told him it fucking hurt. He didn't care in the slightest. Though his penis was a battering ram. I'm laying there saying "ow Ow OW" and finally had to push him off of me. Kicked him out of the house. He threatened suicide and sent a mass email to all of our friends about how I was trying to destroy him.

good times.






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I dated the same guy!


Flat out told him it fucking hurt. He didn't care in the slightest. Though his penis was a battering ram. I'm laying there saying "ow Ow OW" and finally had to push him off of me. Kicked him out of the house. He threatened suicide and sent a mass email to all of our friends about how I was trying to destroy him.

good times.

single4lyfe
I would try to hold his hips to keep him from pounding too deep, but then he'd flip me over and go doggie style... for further penetration... holy freaking ow man. I don't remember a single time we had sex that he didn't go doggy style. He wasn't a gentle guy, that's for sure. I'd get apologies after the fact, when I was all were you doing... but then sure enough the next time he'd do the same stuff.

I'm a glutton for punishment I suppose, took me a long time to draw a line there.
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LilMRScanberite, kristchan, i'm sorry you didn't enjoy our sex and that i hurt you both.

will you ever forgive me?



edit: if it's any consolation, i enjoyed it
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:13 PM plot is offline  
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I'm a glutton for punishment I suppose, took me a long time to draw a line there.
my guy I only did like 3 times. which made the whole suicide thing even more weird.


edit: I'm never again dating a guy who's only been with 1 or 2 girls. they're worse and more uptight about feedback than virgins.
Old 04-25-2005, 03:15 PM kristchan is offline  
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Wow, I expected this baby to be out by the time we got back! We bought her something cute in Mexico.
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LilMRScanberite, kristchan, i'm sorry you didn't enjoy our sex and that i hurt you both.

will you ever forgive me?



edit: if it's any consolation, i enjoyed it
next time, you should get both Sarah and I there at the same time. then you'll have one of us there to guide you and help pleasure the other.
Old 04-25-2005, 03:21 PM kristchan is offline  
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Wow, I expected this baby to be out by the time we got back! We bought her something cute in Mexico.

is it a tiny tequila bottle for babies?

cause um... i'm gonna go patent that idea right now if they dont exist
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next time, you should get both Sarah and I there at the same time. then you'll have one of us there to guide you and help pleasure the other.



deal.
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Old 04-25-2005, 03:21 PM plot is offline  
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Wow, I expected this baby to be out by the time we got back! We bought her something cute in Mexico.
aww thanks

SHE WON'T COME OUT! She's going to be grounded until she's 27.
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