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my guy I only did like 3 times. which made the whole suicide thing even more weird.


edit: I'm never again dating a guy who's only been with 1 or 2 girls. they're worse and more uptight about feedback than virgins.
I think you can tell a lot about how a guy is in bed by the way he kisses. When my pounder would kiss, it was either a quick peck or a suffocating deep throat thing. It was just awful.
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next time, you should get both Sarah and I there at the same time. then you'll have one of us there to guide you and help pleasure the other.


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aww thanks

SHE WON'T COME OUT! She's going to be grounded until she's 27.

so when she finally does come out, you're not gonna cut the embilicle cord?
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so when she finally does come out, you're not gonna cut the embilicle cord?
It's a girl... therefore there is no embicile cord...
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It's a girl... therefore there is no embicile cord...

so you were born a man?
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so when she finally does come out, you're not gonna cut the embilicle cord?
umbilical, dear
Old 04-25-2005, 03:29 PM kristchan is offline  
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whatever.. mine fell off when i was still in the womb
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so you were born a man?
embicile ~ im·be·cile ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mb-sl, -sl)
n.
A stupid or silly person; a dolt.






male bashing reference
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embicile ~ im·be·cile ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mb-sl, -sl)
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A stupid or silly person; a dolt.






male bashing reference

yea babe, i got it, and bashed you right back
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yea babe, i got it, and bashed you right back
I was playing dumb
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I was playing dumb

either that or you really are a man

edit: or a natural blonde that dies her hair
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either that or you really are a man

edit: or a natural blonde that dies her hair
No, I'm just slow on the uptake, yo
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So, kristchan, when this one is out we still a go for the next Genmay superbaby? If all goes well he or she should have some good genes are far as physical health and I can teach him/her to shoot. Push that one out so we can get started on the future Imperial Genmay Ruler.
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So, kristchan, when this one is out we still a go for the next Genmay superbaby? If all goes well he or she should have some good genes are far as physical health and I can teach him/her to shoot. Push that one out so we can get started on the future Imperial Genmay Ruler.
I've decided to have 7 children. and space them all 5 years apart. that's about how long it takes your body to recover.
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I've decided to have 7 children. and space them all 5 years apart. that's about how long it takes your body to recover.

so... over the course of the next 25 years you're gonna have 5 more kids?

can i father the last one? something about old people sechs...
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