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false alarm, I resituated my ass in my chair and the urge went away


I think it was just a hoop hair getting tugged or a little tangled



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I like the Scotts, cheap and does the job. It at least doesn't leave splinters, I'm sure you're familiar with that sorta paper, the kind that requires three signatures per roll.
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Enough with the old-man sharting.

Wear diapers.

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how do you dry off your bum tho?
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OMW to Silicon Valley, you fgz. Made turkey n cheddar sammich for epic snack. Gherto, hide yo dog and yo knifes.
Maybe I'll take pics, probably not. Took pics of SF over the summer, never posted them, too fat, too lazy.
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how do you dry off your bum tho?

You still wipe with tp.
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OMW to Silicon Valley, you fgz. Made turkey n cheddar sammich for epic snack. Gherto, hide yo dog and yo knifes.
Maybe I'll take pics, probably not. Took pics of SF over the summer, never posted them, too fat, too lazy.



Where? Dont think we're bbqing or anything but you could visit

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You still wipe with tp.


I wipe with Sani Cloths. I ain't no bitch.
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I crossed over the Dumbarton bridge and was waiting at the intersection next to 1 Hacker Way when I got a ride request. Ride was 24 mins for 7.5 miles. Traffic. Then immediately got another ride request taking a lady to the airport. Then I took someone from the airport to downtown SF. Was there the rest of the day/night. All told, I was in Menlo Park for about 30 mins

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I crossed over the Dumbarton bridge and was waiting at the intersection next to 1 Hacker Way when I got a ride request. Ride was 24 mins for 7.5 miles. Traffic. Then immediately got another ride request taking a lady to the airport. Then I took someone from the airport to downtown SF. Was there the rest of the day/night. All told, I was in Menlo Park for about 30 mins


so the rideshare thing isn't too bad? some people make some good extra cash doing it and really like it and others it seems just can't deal with it. I talked to one guy who said he gave 1 ride and was done. No backstory.

On the other hand, I took a Lyft ride a couple months back and the guy apparently just loved doing it in his spare time and made pretty good dosh. He was driving for Lyft and Uber. He told me about his worst ride was when he picked up 3 wetbacks at a super scummy strip club. Slobbering drunk and annoying, of course, and they wanted to stop at Whataburger on the way to their hotel. He said "okay, but no eating in my car." they agreed; si, si, we eat in hotel.

Yeah, well I'm sure you see where this is going.

The 2 in the back seat just tore into their bags with no fucks given and decided while eating slop burgers that 'fuck this tomato, fuck this lettuce and this pickle i'll just throw it in the floorboard and stomp all over it' while telling the driver "fuck you, charge our card!"

All I can say is that dude is a fucking saint. Hopefully the worst you get is drunk girls pawing at you <3
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