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Fuck you Brady and your not the hottest VS model wife

Fuck you Belicheat

Fuck you Edelman and your hipster bush

Fuck you Robert Kraft

Fuck you overpriced razor blades

At least we can put the Brady>Montana vs Montana>Brady argument to rest now...

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Trump signed an executive order that the Patriots had to win since Brady, Kraft, and Belichick voted for him
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Most coherent and understandable post of your genmay existence.

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Shit

Glad you're doing okay now (I hope) and that you're still here to shit-post


apparently I put on a good show as I was coming out of the drugs... flipped off the inlaws and everything so I've told I was pissed at my wife for having them there. It was bad enough to wake up and realize something had gone terribly wrong and I had tubes in my cock and throat and I was shackled to the bed like some lunatic in a victorian asylum, the fact that I had to realize all that with my step mother in law's bulldog-ass face staring at me like I was some kind of specimen in a jar didn't sit well at all.
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fill out your genmay death card
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did you wake up with super powers? can you build a straight fence now?
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did you wake up with super powers? can you build a straight fence now?

i thought it was a wall
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Commercials. AND a Pats' loss. FUCK Tom Brady.

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i thought it was a wall

i think it was a gate
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i thought it was a wall

that's just yor paranoia of being deported getting to you again
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apparently I put on a good show as I was coming out of the drugs... flipped off the inlaws and everything so I've told I was pissed at my wife for having them there. It was bad enough to wake up and realize something had gone terribly wrong and I had tubes in my cock and throat and I was shackled to the bed like some lunatic in a victorian asylum, the fact that I had to realize all that with my step mother in law's bulldog-ass face staring at me like I was some kind of specimen in a jar didn't sit well at all.

whip out your dick at the dinner table and scare her into a coma next time

better yet, just slap her in the fourhead
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these just went up at the office, on all single-occupancy bathrooms. california state law apparently

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u should make a new sign with a single icon that is a person wearing a dress with a dick hanging from it
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