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kudos
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ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT WASH THEIR ASS........ EVER.
Old 02-04-2006, 10:06 PM kudos is offline  
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slicedoranges
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black people smell bad period

i have to hold my breath when i walk past the black clique at school
Old 02-04-2006, 10:07 PM slicedoranges is offline  
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:08 PM Jmag034 is offline  
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hmm...so he told you to smell his stinky balls and you obliged?
yeah! no big deal
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:08 PM malamute face is offline  
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yeah! no big deal

did he also get you to smell his load after he shot it on your face?
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:11 PM 42 is offline  
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Reilly
 
so its the combination of being black, having no hygene and eating fried chicken and watermelons that makes this horrible phenomenon occur?

thanks!
Old 02-04-2006, 10:11 PM Reilly is offline  
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chicken+beer always farts bad


edit:

and i suppose your farts smell like fucking strawberries

edit: i like popping cherries
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:12 PM cockholster is offline  
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malamute face
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did he also get you to smell his load after he shot it on your face?
it's kinda hard not to
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

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Old 02-04-2006, 10:12 PM malamute face is offline  
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The_Tourist
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yeah! no big deal

i thought of you last night...was drinking $2 fat tires
Old 02-04-2006, 10:12 PM The_Tourist is offline  
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T.S.Sephiroth
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my farts smell like cinnabon.
Old 02-04-2006, 10:13 PM T.S.Sephiroth is offline  
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malamute face
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i thought of you last night...was drinking $2 fat tires
nice! i'm drinking my last one right now.

i thought of you last night too
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I breathe my husband Serv0h's soul and I sniff his boxers + farts
Zerokewl is my twin at everything and my long-lost BFF that I never knew I had until like March
I luv uterus
Growler & I hate olives <3
Pyramid is my speakerhumper BFF

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Old 02-04-2006, 10:15 PM malamute face is offline  
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these pills make my bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls
Old 02-04-2006, 10:15 PM slicedoranges is offline  
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The_Tourist
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nice! i'm drinking my last one right now.

i thought of you last night too

Old 02-04-2006, 10:16 PM The_Tourist is offline  
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these pills make my bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls

cinnamon rolls are
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Old 02-04-2006, 10:17 PM rijaxo is offline  
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Reilly
 
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these pills make my bowel movements smell like bakery-fresh cinnamon rolls

what pills?
Old 02-04-2006, 10:20 PM Reilly is offline  
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