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Pretty epic turd

I only wish I could have captured the complete work. I'm guessing it was at least 25 inches long, maybe more.

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uh is that your toilet at home
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Not really... It's in the detached garage forgotten and unused in years
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Thats the size of one of my medium everyday ones. The epic ones hide halfway down the pipe and circle the bowl once as well.
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Thats the size of one of my medium everyday ones. The epic ones hide halfway down the pipe and circle the bowl once as well.

congrats!


now get back to the buffet. Something must be feeding those turds
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If it doesn't fill the bowl and look like a coiled up rattlesnake you're just giving it your all.
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Turd talk aside, I'm kind of fortunate the toilet still works and that it rarely gets below freezing for any extended time here... else that could have been quite a nasty situation.

I'm surprised I never turned the water off to that toilet, I'm lucky the plumbing held up all this time unattended That was water damage waiting to happen.
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congrats!


now get back to the buffet. Something must be feeding those turds

When I make alfredo my GF cooks a full box of pasta. So I make enough sauce for that much pasta. She is 5 ft even and 98 lbs so eats a small portion
I eat the rest and then get hungry an hour later and eat half a bog of pepperoni slices and some cheese maybe open a can of progresso lentil soup and eat that a half hour after that.
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i appreciate you shitting a "J" for me.

theres also a little 'thumbs up!' on the left. amazing attention to detail
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