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Old 07-07-2018, 08:36 PM lol is offline  
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because your sphincter is all blown out
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Find your prostate.

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Find your prostate.

It's worth it

I remember the story about the zoo that kept sex tapes for it's apes to show them what sex was about or they would not breed. (this is all prior to the "Natural enclosure" phase of zoos when each one had a separate cell)
This one gorilla couldn't figure it out so they went to artificial insemination of the female they wanted to breed him to. So they stuck a shock stick up his ass and zapped his prostate to get the samples.

It would have been funny if he remembered why his ass hurt and suddenly learned how to have sex the next time a keeper got in the cage with him.

I wonder what the gorilla sign language is for How Do You Like It Bitch Guess I would have to ask Mike Tyson
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