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who said anything about dating?

I implied it. I give myself about two weekends of getting coffee with her before she either starts seeing someone else or introduces me to her boyfriend. Your attention to detail should alert you to the fact that I still wouldn't get laid. I just can't spark it with hot chicks. Close, but no cigar.
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Old 03-18-2012, 01:15 AM Jack's raging erection is offline  
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I don't want to date a girl that looks like she can beat me up

Old 03-18-2012, 01:19 AM SamFarber is offline  
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I implied it. I give myself about two weekends of getting coffee with her before she either starts seeing someone else or introduces me to her boyfriend. Your attention to detail should alert you to the fact that I still wouldn't get laid. I just can't spark it with hot chicks. Close, but no cigar.

what the fuck are you even talking about you fucking nutjob
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Sort: Target in green, betty in blue, grey. Your thoughts?

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Day three: gray, green, blue
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I don't want to date a girl that looks like she can beat me up

Then maybe you should hit the weight room.

And none of them could beat me up, so I'm good.
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NOPE.
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"she" probably has more testosterone than most men
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"she" probably has more testosterone than most men

well thats a "nice" way to put it hehe
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"she" probably has more testosterone than most men

And a very good dealer for it too!
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Is that a birth control patch on her thigh?



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Then maybe you should hit the weight room.

And none of them could beat me up, so I'm good.

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Is that a birth control patch on her thigh?



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Bawahahahaha

They make those for guys now?
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