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preaching to the choir dude




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lol nope

this sexy bitch got wrecked


she looks like octo-mom
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I posted a picture of my small penis on pornmay. thread id=1755
 
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what i think happened is

she was originally just this fat


and then she got tired of all the tabloids making fun of her fatass, so she decides to get pregnant
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:23 PM captainjerk is offline  
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lol nope

this sexy bitch got wrecked


she looks like octo-mom

more like she has the same body-type of 85% of the women out there - thin until they have a child or they hit 30
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:34 PM BlisterDick is offline  
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what i think happened is

she was originally just this fat


and then she got tired of all the tabloids making fun of her fatass, so she decides to get pregnant

woof... now we know what happened to Donna's granny panties
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:35 PM BlisterDick is offline  
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Old 03-04-2012, 10:56 PM 5ive is offline  
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more like she has the same body-type of 85% of the women out there - thin until they have a child or they hit 30

cool then she should quit being famous
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I was in a box with her at the jets game on thanksgiving a year and a 1/2 ago and she still looked pretty damned fine.
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Old 03-05-2012, 05:23 AM Why_Ask_Why is offline  
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she lost weight before getting pregnant
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:08 PM 5ive is offline  
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Did you know that cow elk will not go into estrus until their body fat is above 10%? 20% is actually ideal and there is a 90% chance of twins if 25% or more
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Old 03-05-2012, 12:18 PM DoubleJ is offline  
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We're not taking any of your advice on elk here, big girl.
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Old 03-05-2012, 03:11 PM Why_Ask_Why is offline  
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rest of series plz
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elk meat gazer

LOL.

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Old 03-05-2012, 03:21 PM DoubleJ is offline  
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rest of series plz

have to track it down on reddit. think it was in r/nsfw
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