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compound is infested with rats... they have eaten multiple spark plug wires from the same vehicle (not mine)

last week one of them pissed and shat on my engine bay fuse box cover, and bit some chunks out of my ignition coil wire

so i parked near the trash cans, put this kill trap under my car... next morning... BAM

there are also several of them in the attic/walls, am waiting for some regular spring traps to put out near the ductwork up there...


Turns out Cali isn't just a shit hole. It's rat-infested, too.



Man, you guys have it all. WC4LYF
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Cali sucks. I should move to Montana or Wyoming or Maine.
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wanna be a cattle rancher or a lobster farmer?
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lobster farming might be easier on my feet
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re: old man beetus roidpains...

I had a fucking s-s-s-s-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrious stabbing pain down the center of my left leg, about mid thigh, all the way to ankle when i sat in MR2 the other day to leave for work, have never felt anything like it, actually had to do a low-scream for a couple of seconds
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i biffed it off of a dirtbike a couple of weeks prior, but that leg was unscathed... foam in that LH bolster of driver seat is just gone, could have pinched assnerve?

i was also super dehydrated

dunno
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lobster farming might be easier on my feet


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I've got some Sprite and chicken alfredo, anyone know any 15 year old boyz DTF?
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re: old man beetus roidpains...

I had a fucking s-s-s-s-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrious stabbing pain down the center of my left leg, about mid thigh, all the way to ankle when i sat in MR2 the other day to leave for work, have never felt anything like it, actually had to do a low-scream for a couple of seconds

unless your feet are already completely numb with zero feeling then that's not diabetes related neuropathy
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I've got some Sprite and chicken alfredo, anyone know any 15 year old boyz DTF?

ooo that sounds good
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i biffed it off of a dirtbike a couple of weeks prior, but that leg was unscathed... foam in that LH bolster of driver seat is just gone, could have pinched assnerve?

i was also super dehydrated

dunno

oh, yeah probably just a pinched nerve
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ooo that sounds good


for you I'll upgrade the Sprite to Mug root beer...






http://www.cleveland19.com/story/370...sprite-for-sex


I wonder what he's going to miss most in prison? His astroglide or his vaping kit...
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for you I'll upgrade the Sprite to Mug root beer...






http://www.cleveland19.com/story/370...sprite-for-sex


I wonder what he's going to miss most in prison? His astroglide or his vaping kit...

mug root beer oh my

also, just legalize prostitution already

dropped a young dude off at a semi-hidden massage parlor for a little rub-n-tug last night. now he's satisfied and not out molesting teens.
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root beer is gross
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