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I would encourage you to get another dog but next time, get a DOG
What classifies as a "real dog"? Is there a weight limit? Or is it just breed specific?
Old 12-26-2017, 09:21 PM DreamWarrior is offline  
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Personal preference I guess. Personally, I won't own one under 50lbs full grown. Right now I have one at 100lbs and one at 60lbs full grown. Looking at the 60lb one, I couldn't imagine owning one much smaller than her.

I have had plenty of family with pocket dogs and they always seem to have some issues of some sort that just don't seem to be present in larger dogs. Anxiety, nippyness, etc. Some are good dogs but the % of small dogs with issues like that seem much higher than larger dogs in my experience. Not that my experience is the be all end all, just an opinion
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My sister has two great danes, I'd never want to deal with that. They are jumpy and they pull her all over; not well trained. She loves them, but no one else really wants to be around them. I admit, it's not their fault they weren't trained well, but with a small dog, that sort of shit is just annoying, not dangerous. If you have a larger dog, you really need to teach it properly, IMO. That takes time and effort that one should probably put into any dog, but is absolutely necessary when you are raising something that will be the size of a pre-teen human one day.

My chi is like 15 lbs, stands a foot tall to his back and is 20" snout to rump; not typical "pocket" dog size, IMO. I wouldn't want him to be the classic 5lbs chi, and I'm glad he's not (and that's what I was expecting when we bought him and even then wished we were getting something bigger). His biggest behavioral annoyances are that he begs for food, our fault, and has a tissue fettish, lol.
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and has a tissue fettish, lol.


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I just can't deal with that shit.

Hey Snickers?! Wanna go for a ride... to the rendering plant?!
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Naw, he doesn't do that shit, his habit is even weirder.

My wife often leaves her snotty tissues on the arm of the couch or end table instead of instantly putting them in the trash (and I can't seem to train her to drop that habit, lol). Whenever she does this and our dog gets a whiff of it, he grabs it and drags it under the couch to eat it. If you try and get it away from him, he gets all pissy and growls at you. He must eat it. He doesn't even get pissed at food, I can fuck with his bowl while he eats, or take food from him while he's eating it, he doesn't care. I do that with her tissue, he loses his goddamn mind.

Even more odd, he won't eat my tissues and he won't eat my daughter's, just my wife's. I've intentionally left mine on the couch, even waived it at him to see if he'd grab it, he won't. Guess he doesn't like my boogers, lol.
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I just can't deal with that shit.

Hey Snickers?! Wanna go for a ride... to the rendering plant?!

a good little-ish doge would be good for you, BD.
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Naw, he doesn't do that shit, his habit is even weirder.

My wife often leaves her snotty tissues on the arm of the couch or end table instead of instantly putting them in the trash (and I can't seem to train her to drop that habit, lol). Whenever she does this and our dog gets a whiff of it, he grabs it and drags it under the couch to eat it. If you try and get it away from him, he gets all pissy and growls at you. He must eat it. He doesn't even get pissed at food, I can fuck with his bowl while he eats, or take food from him while he's eating it, he doesn't care. I do that with her tissue, he loses his goddamn mind.

Even more odd, he won't eat my tissues and he won't eat my daughter's, just my wife's. I've intentionally left mine on the couch, even waived it at him to see if he'd grab it, he won't. Guess he doesn't like my boogers, lol.


dogs are weird like that- they like what they like. used tampons, anyone? 1 dog has no interest, and the other, welp... bathroom door must remain shut at all times
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Yeah, for a while the little fucker was pulling her underwear out of the hampers and eating holes in the pussy. Then he started eating the asses out of mine. He's decided he doesn't like that any more, though, fortunately. Thankfully he's never eaten or shredded a tampon, but...the trash can does have a heavy lid on it.
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her underwear out of the hampers and eating holes in the pussy. Then he started eating the asses out of mine. t.


BWAHAHAHAHA!
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BWAHAHAHAHA!
You'd think he'd eat the dick hole...but, I guess it didn't smell enough like her pussy. Maybe if I wiped my dick on a tissue after sex and left it on the nightstand he'd be thrilled.
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a good little-ish doge would be good for you, BD.

I cna't handle big doge?
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FUCK dogs. whole house will smell like them, destroy every pc of furniture you have, every article of clothing/shoe.

Plus you have to constantly take the fuckers outside? Pffft. Eat a dick.


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dogs are weird like that- they like what they like. used tampons, anyone? 1 dog has no interest, and the other, welp... bathroom door must remain shut at all times

And they eat shit. So there's that.
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