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would you rather...

would you rather be a woman for a day, or be a cat/dog for a day

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Old 02-02-2018, 06:43 PM lol is offline  
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a woman and i'd spend the entire 24 hours grinding my shit
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being a woman


playing with my pussy and experimenting with all the different stuff I could jam in there


a finger or two in my asshole, strummin away at my clit, licking my fingers all the time eat my sweet snizz slime


yeah, seems like a good deal to me
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get stuffed as a women by a dog. go nuts!
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a woman and i'd spend the entire 24 hours grinding my shit

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I'd be that dog that licked the cooz cream out that bitch's clam hole in the kitchen.
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i'd whore it up with the entire neighborhood either way
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i think i would like to be a cat because then i could understand how an animal thinks like how it observes and sees things and perceives the world.

women are similar enough to humans that i can probably already guess how they do that stuff. plus the clitoris is no more sensitive than the epithelium of the glans penis.

also i'd be a girl cat and spend the entire 24 hours grinding my shit
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would you rather have a very satisfying poo or a very satisfying pee?? poo like where you feel a relief and emptiness from it, and the firmness of it is just right. but with the pee, you get a nice piss shiver (Post micturition convulsion syndrome) and feel probably even more relief if you had to go really bad. but sometiems can be light headed after.
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piss relief > poo relief

but, it's close
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Same time negras..

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had a really good piss at Wal-Mart yesterday
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oh man, just took the best relief piss at the SF airport
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would you rather have a lesion or a growth? I think it's a good question.
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