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illegal to pay for handjob?

Is it illegal to pay for a handjob? I know its illegal to pay for sex, but is a handjob considered sex? Or even a blowjob. Was pondering this in class.
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Not if you pay for it by buying her dinner and a movie.
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I know its illegal for sex. But in the eyes of the law is handjob really sex?
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I know a blowjob is considered prostitution. From the deal they made over the "massage" parlors in Houston giving handjobs when I was a teenager, I'd assume it's the same. They shut down several over it.
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I know its illegal for sex. But in the eyes of the law is handjob really sex?
Well, look up your state law
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Old 05-18-2004, 01:10 PM brouski is offline  
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Ill pay you for a handjob. two dollah.
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:16 AM Free_Willy is offline  
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Though I don't know the law in this situation specifically. Generally as far as the law goes sex involves penetration. Vaginal, oral and anal are thus all treated by the law as "sex". A handjob would unlikely be classified as sex. I doubt it would be be illegal to pay for it.

But I could be completely wrong as the law varys from place to place.
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all this talk about handjobs, is anyone getting past 2nd base? or is it 3rd? all I know is that handjobs are a waist of time. If I wanted to get jerked off I'd rent a movie and do it myself. Boys if your girls aren't putting out kick them to the curb.
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all this talk about handjobs, is anyone getting past 2nd base? or is it 3rd? all I know is that handjobs are a waist of time. If I wanted to get jerked off I'd rent a movie and do it myself. Boys if your girls aren't putting out kick them to the curb.
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