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How can I get my brother to stop jacking off in front of me?

Ok, I'll start off by saying my brother is 13. We share a room together so his bed is on one side of the room and mine on the other. Sometimes at night when I come in to goto bed he is still awake. I'll be laying in bed trying to fall asleep, the room is totally dark except for my alarm clock and a small amount of light coming from down the hall.

All of a sudden i hear a faint "creek creek","creek creek", then it stops, then it starts again. This going on for about 10 minutes while i am like WTF???. I know that he does his jaking by "humping the bed" he lays on his stomach with his arms by his sides and sort of "humps" the bed to get off. He is a little wierd compared to most people and it probably doesn't bother him that I'm in the same room as him!

So I'm like wtf, at least goto the bathroom or do it before I come in!!! I don't want to say anything cause it would be akward and he probably wouldn't stop anyway.

How can I get him to stop jacking off when I'm in the room with him???

Cliffs:
1. Brother and I share a room
2. Sometimes when I come in he jacks off with me in the room by "humping'' the bed
3. Its wierd...
4. ...
4. Profit?

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Offer to do it for him, and watch his reaction. If nothing else, it'll be amusing.

You never know, it might embarrass him enough to start being more subtle (or using the toilet / shower like any normal person who shares a room).
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did you get him pregnant?
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Just offer to suck him off instead.
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tell him not to
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turn on a light one night or just say something to him. it will embarass the hell out of him and he'll quit
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cut his dick off

oh wait then he will just finger himeself

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Pick him up and blow him.
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Put on a squirrel costume and show him how it's REALLY done.
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