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Do you ever wonder about the One Ring and Hobbit penis?

could the One Ring fit around a hobbit penis?

would it have the same invisibility affect?

inquiring minds,

want to know . . .
Old 11-15-2004, 04:19 PM jaXonbrown is offline  
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why you.. whaddja do.. y'wierd little..
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You obviously spend too much time thinking about hobbit dick.
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precious = penis. am i rite?
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precious = penis. am i rite?
If 'rite' is a synonym for 'retarded', then yes.
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The ring sizes itself to the wearer.. this is why it confortably fit frodo, but still fit sauron nicely.
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yeah... good question... if the ring resizes itself for the wearer, does it resize to the region the ring is being put on? Could Frodo, in theory, have worn the ring around his waist?
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Well I dont wonder about the ring thats for sure.
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The ring sizes itself to the wearer.. this is why it confortably fit frodo, but still fit sauron nicely.

So basically it couldn't act as a cock ring... because i would adjust itself to be comfortable, instead of keeping the blood in.
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If 'rite' is a synonym for 'retarded', then yes.

if by synonym you mean you are no longer molesting children, then yes- yes.
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