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A startling 82.5% of all 'eggnog' type beverages have been found to contain a rare but potentially dangerous variety of bacteria that occurs almost exclusively within the eggs of certain types of poultry. While the bacteria normally exists peacefully in the digestive tract of poultry, it can sometimes find it's way into the eggs of infected birds and, in several cases, has been found to survive the pasteurization process and make it's way into popular eggnog beverages. In most cases, the bacteria is harmlessly destroyed by the body's immune system. However, 1 in 50 test subjects were found to exhibit symptoms ranging from strong nausea, diarhhea, and Hemoptysis to sudden decrease in sexual functioning and/or appetite for food. While seldom fatal, scientists warn drinkers of any eggnog-type beverages to exhibit caution whilst drinking this year, making sure to contact a doctor if any of the initial symptons, such as warmth of the face, sudden increase in heart rate, or sweaty palms occur.

r u serios

i just dumped all my eggnog
Old 12-05-2004, 06:03 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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I'll have a guide on how to effectively send these out up once more of them start rolling in.
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:03 AM gg is offline  
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post the guide NOW
Old 12-05-2004, 06:04 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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Incidentally - I've some experience in the web design industry, so I would be up for hoaxing some news websites. We can obsfucate the URL using the same trick they used for the 'Mircosoft How to RTFM' page.

I reckon the eggnog hoax is the one we should go with for now, as its seasonal and funny
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:05 AM Carl Rove is offline  
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I found this interesting article from <source name>. I was soon appalled, when I discovered the had been removed by the source without leaving a trace.

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Marijuana use might cause Downs Syndrome

The Estonian Research Centre for Medical Alternatives(ERCMA) in Tartu released a report, that says Marijuana might pose a threat to our genepool.

The report stated, that Marijuana smoke can lead to excess production of certain genetic markers, that could lead to lung cancer. But this is nothing new.
What this report addressed, was the fact that inhaling marijuana smoke can lead to an appearance of a 3rd chromosome in unborn babies. The report warns that even minute quantities attainable from second-hand smoking could lead to the development of the chromosome.
This causes Down Syndrome. A medical condition that causes mental retardation, premature aging, short stature and flaccid musculature, frequent infections, autoimmune disease, hypothyroidism, leukemia, and heart defects.
The report urged goverment officials to consider a harsh punishment for marijuana smokers, as they are endangering the health of other individuals.
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:07 AM Inf is offline  
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I reckon the eggnog hoax is the one we should go with for now, as its seasonal and funny

I'll second that. if the eggnog one is really successful, we can ship out these hoaxes by the lorry load.
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:08 AM RubberDuck is offline  
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post the guide NOW
We're not sending these now, so whats the use? Besides, I still have to write it
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:09 AM gg is offline  
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Incidentally - I've some experience in the web design industry, so I would be up for hoaxing some news websites. We can obsfucate the URL using the same trick they used for the 'Mircosoft How to RTFM' page.

I reckon the eggnog hoax is the one we should go with for now, as its seasonal and funny
Why obfuscate? I'm gonna register domains myself, and I''ve offered free cpanel based hosting to anyone wanting to put up a hoax site to go along with their letter
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:10 AM gg is offline  
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We're not sending these now, so whats the use? Besides, I still have to write it

sorry, just really bored right now :P
Old 12-05-2004, 06:11 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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I reckon the eggnog hoax is the one we should go with for now, as its seasonal and funny
Lets wait at least a day before we send out the first round.
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:12 AM gg is offline  
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Why obfuscate? I'm gonna register domains myself, and I''ve offered free cpanel based hosting to anyone wanting to put up a hoax site to go along with their letter

Because you can't register bbc.co.uk

There may be some copyright issues ripping it off, but I think the worst you'll get is a demand to take this site down. Thats what happened with the Mircosoft RTFM hoax - and its likely the BBC will have more of a sense of humour about it.
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Reading e-mial gives you cancer! pass this on if you want to save your friends and loved ones from a horrible death!

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Old 12-05-2004, 06:13 AM gee is offline  
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Because you can't register bbc.co.uk

There may be some copyright issues ripping it off, but I think the worst you'll get is a demand to take this site down. Thats what happened with the Mircosoft RTFM hoax - and its likely the BBC will have more of a sense of humour about it.
We can build our own phony news site, among other sites, like the one I'm building to protest the federal grocery tax.

Remember, our news site only has to look legitimate to a one-time visitor. We're not asking for repeat traffic
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Old 12-05-2004, 06:16 AM gg is offline  
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lets get things sorted, so it snowballs just in time for christmas

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Old 12-05-2004, 06:17 AM OrbDemon is offline  
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Reading e-mial gives you cancer! pass this on if you want to save your friends and loved ones from a horrible death!

A new government study has revealed that 3 in 5 children under 13 receive at least one piece of pornographic email per month. Authorites warn that parents should not allow children that young access to email, for their own protection.
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