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I am going to use M|22's pic for the pedo
I wouldn't do that, since someone might see it and know him personally. I'd hate to be in that position. Also, using an admin's picture makes tracing and debunking it easier.
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Old 12-05-2004, 05:04 AM gg is offline  
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A reformed paedophile who was released from prison two years ago has began teaching at a small-town American middleschool. While in prison, the convict, who will remain nameless for legal reasons, began studying towards a degree in teaching, earning enough college credits to be qualified within a year of his release. Initially, schools were reluctant to hire a former paedophile, but testimony from prison guards, psychologists, and cell mates managed to convice the principle of one school that the man who had lured and molested seventeen young boys was a changed and reformed man. He is currently halfway through his first schoolyear, with parents and other teachers unaware of his prior convictions.

This teacher could be at any school in America- even the one attended by your own child! If you have any interest in protecting children from this monster, forward this to as many people as you can! Time is of absolute importance- make sure the message is spread so this monster can never strike again!


Excellent.

This idea is gathering momentum very quickly
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Old 12-05-2004, 05:04 AM RubberDuck is offline  
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I am going to use M|22's pic for the pedo

its all yours, run with it man
Old 12-05-2004, 05:04 AM synaesthesia is offline  
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Its got to be like the Shark biting the Soldier hanging from the Helicopter photo. You know the one where the story says its South Africa but the Golden Gate Bridge is in the background
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Old 12-05-2004, 05:05 AM TalkieToaster is offline  
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I wouldn't do that, since someone might see it and know him personally. I'd hate to be in that position. Also, using an admin's picture makes tracing and debunking it easier.

yeah i was thinking about that also. i wouldn't wanna give that sexy bitch a bad name

edit :

perfect pedo ^^

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Old 12-05-2004, 05:05 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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if you do it you shouldnt have a picture. you want people to think this guy could be ANYBODY...even their kids teacher... The mystery of it is what makes it work
Old 12-05-2004, 05:08 AM synaesthesia is offline  
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Old 12-05-2004, 05:09 AM gg is offline  
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if you do it you shouldnt have a picture. you want people to think this guy could be ANYBODY...even their kids teacher... The mystery of it is what makes it work

yeah thats true

so how do we send the first one out....... still might need a bit of work....
Old 12-05-2004, 05:10 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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this is going to the vault when all is said and done
Old 12-05-2004, 05:11 AM Shiki is offline  
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How about:

US government buys Cuban whores for Guantanamo detainees - email the president and protest!
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A team of Japanese and Israeli scientists are working to create the world's first Fetal Farm- a large-scale stem cell production facility from which scientists and medical researchers could harvest stem cells in their attempts to create cures for various ailments. With over 130 tanks filled with what could best be described as "nutrient soup", the facility will be able to create up to 400 human embryonic organisms a month. Because some object on moral grounds to stem cell research, which destroys the human embryo from which the stem cells are harvested, the facility will be in a hidden location, with only qualified researchers and medical personnel having access to it. Details of the facility are limited, but production of human fetuses is expected to begin as early as two months from now. Doctor Hiro Watanabe, a lead Medical researcher consulted for the development of the facility, claims “Much as a car factory can quickly and effectively assemble cars using the production line method, our fetus factory will be able to create and farm human embryos with unprecedented speeds”. While government pressure has kept the story out of the mainstream media as of now, Archbishop McMurberry, a prominent figure in the Vatican hierarchy, has already declared “If these rumors turn out to be true, then I am sure the Vatican will condemn it in the strongest possible terms! Human life is a sacred thing, not to be created or exploited in a factory of any sort!”. However, some average Americans take a far less antagonized view towards the facility; “Its not as if the fetuses are like alive or anything, and I heard that this stuff could help cure diseases and stuff” explained one resident of Greensboro, North Carolina. Also emerging are allegations that both the US and Japanese government have provided government grants and funding for the project. When asked about such accusations, officials of both governments declined to comment.

Time is running out to stop this abomination; Forward this message to everybody you know and get the word out there! *

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Old 12-05-2004, 05:17 AM synaesthesia is offline  
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A team of Japanese and Israeli scientists are working to create the world's first Fetal Farm- a large-scale stem cell production facility from which scientists and medical researchers could harvest stem cells in their attempts to create cures for various ailments. With over 130 tanks filled with what could best be described as "nutrient soup", the facility will be able to create up to 400 human embryonic organisms a month. Because some object on moral grounds to stem cell research, which destroys the human embryo from which the stem cells are harvested, the facility will be in a hidden location, with only qualified researchers and medical personnel having access to it. Details of the facility are limited, but production of human fetuses is expected to begin as early as two months from now. Time is running out to stop this abdomination; Forward this message to everybody you know and get the word out there!

you should be the writer for this project
Old 12-05-2004, 05:19 AM teh fucking loser is offline  
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A team of Japanese and Israeli scientists are working to create the world's first Fetal Farm.....<snip>

I like it. Only a few suggestions.

1. Add quotes from a scientist, a phony bishop, and an average citizen.
2. Tell them that US and Japanese government grants are being used to help fund it, and how much.
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Old 12-05-2004, 05:19 AM gg is offline  
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you should be the writer for this project
We'll have many writers and choppers
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Old 12-05-2004, 05:20 AM gg is offline  
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Quote:
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you should be the writer for this project


just wait till day krew gets wind of this though...they'll make my ideas look like shit
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