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I sneezed and my penis head hurt

Do I have the cancers?
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You sneezed while giving yourself head, didn't you?

I told you not to bite down!
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dick cancer for sure.



Cut it off before it spreads!
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You came dangerously close to giving yourself a hernia from sneezing. It's been known to happen on occasion.
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You came dangerously close to giving yourself a hernia from sneezing. It's been known to happen on occasion.
definately what happened to my dad

he sneezes like a machine gun
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You came dangerously close to giving yourself a hernia from sneezing. It's been known to happen on occasion.
Are you saying my penis wanted to pop out of teh skin?

DETACHABLE PENIS?
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Are you saying my penis wanted to pop out of teh skin?

DETACHABLE PENIS?

No, I'm saying one of the veins in the crotch area almost blew up, causing you to fall on the floor crying like a little girl, as anyone would.
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No, I'm saying one of the veins in the crotch area almost blew up, causing you to fall on the floor crying like a little girl, as anyone would.
OMG!! OUCH!

This isn't the first time where I've had not a painful, but kind of a surging sensation when I sneezed down there. How can I help/prevent this from happening again?
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OMG!! OUCH!

This isn't the first time where I've had not a painful, but kind of a surging sensation when I sneezed down there. How can I help/prevent this from happening again?

Work out. Excercise. That's about it. Oh, don't sneeze while sitting down either. That doesn't help.
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Work out. Excercise. That's about it. Oh, don't sneeze while sitting down either. That doesn't help.
... I'm in pretty good shape.
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