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Clean & Painless Suicide Methods

I guess I've become morbidly curious lately, but if a person wanted to committ suicide in the most sure-fire way possible, have the process be completely paionless and not leave a mess for their loved-ones to clean up, what would be the best way?

I would think a drug of some sort, but chemicals that are not readily available, like cyanide, would be out of the question....

Any thoughts?

(Disclaimer: I am not planning on putting any of these things into practice. I fear death too much.)
Old 12-28-2004, 09:45 PM sci_mystic is offline  
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OD on tylenol, inject Cyanide, arsenic. and etc etc.
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Yeah I'm kind of thinking about the same thing for practical reasons. I kinda want to leave behind a corpse that's not disgusting, which would be result of using a shotgun or the likes.
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Carbon Monoxide poisoning would probably do it.
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I thought the whole idea behind suicide was that you don't care about anything or anyone.

It's nice though that you care enough to leave a clean corpse behind.
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I thought the whole idea behind suicide was that you don't care about anything or anyone.

It's nice though that you care enough to leave a clean corpse behind.

The last thing he wants his mom to do is get blood out a carpet. That shit isnt easy, he will leave behind more pain then he plans for.
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Er...

Even though you may not plan to use any of these methods, others surfing these boards might. I'd hate to know that someone finally found a method acceptable/painless enough to them from this thread and put it into use.

I don't know, if they want to kill themselves then that is their decision - I just don't feel right about a thread like this knowing some of the depressed types that post here (and many more who lurk).
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I think eating a TON of sleeping pills would do it. Just od, fall asleep, dont wake up.
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Unless you have access to some chemicals, asphyxiation. There is no sense of suffocation, especially with CO. You just feel light headed and pass out, rather quickly.
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carbon monoxide, hose from tailpipe into cab of car, or lock yourself in garage and run the car. painless and actually quick. i almost did it to myself when i was installing my stereo in my car. 40x40sq garage and i felt myself slipping away after 10min, so i like got outside quick...
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carbon monoxide, hose from tailpipe into cab of car, or lock yourself in garage and run the car. painless and actually quick. i almost did it to myself when i was installing my stereo in my car. 40x40sq garage and i felt myself slipping away after 10min, so i like got outside quick...
Yeah, it comes up on you real quick. My shop teacher almost died that way. He lost consciousness but was saved by his assistant, luckly.
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well, let's take a look. i remember reading a FAQ about this a year or so ago.

hanging is fairly easy, but unless you manage to snap your neck, it's going to take a little while to do. and if you mess up you might just end up with brain damage but still be alive. someone could walk in on you and save you... who knows. also, i think it would be pretty traumatizing if a friend or family member opened the door to see you hanging from a noose. but no blood or gore at least.

if you live in the north, freezing yourself could be an option. believe it or not, it's not that painful. ever stick your arm in ice water or something for a while? first 10 minutes it hurts like hell, but after a while you're just numb and feel nothing. fairly clean too. it takes a long time to freeze to death though, unless you're really far north, so i duno.

driving full speed into something is not only dangerous (to others) and messy, but not even certain. you'd be suprised how low the rate of death is from a car accident, even when you're trying to die. assuming the blow is fatal, chances are you're going to be suffering for a while and again, there will be lots of blood and mess and stuff.

cutting yourself is not certain, painless, or clean. unless you're a marine or something, you probably wont be able to cut yourself deep enough to kill yourself effectively. it takes a while to die, and you might not even die. plus the site of your body with a huge puddle of blood around it isn't easy to deal with for relatives or friends.

shooting is quick and and certain (not something you can mess up), and id say it's pretty much painless. you won't be suffering from a headshot; you'll be dead. however, it's not going to look clean nor pretty for the friends or family who find you. so i guess that is out.

drowning is sort of a tough one. it's fairly certain, but you have to be very sure you're in an area where no one else is- something isolated. don't want any would-be baywatch lifeguards trying to save you. im not sure how painful it would be. probably only be a minute or two of pain till you pass out, then that's it. your family wont know what happened to you though, and finding a body a month after it's been in a river or the ocean isnt a pretty site.

the way i would want to go is with nitrous oxide- it's quick, certain, and it has no pain at all. quite the opposite in fact, since it's used by dentists and stuff. you just put a sealed mask over your face, turn on the stuff. your body thinks it's getting oxygen so you wont feel like you're being strangled, and you'll probably be unconcscious after 10 minutes or so. another 20 or so minutes and you'll be dead. it's really hard to get though (like enough to kill yourself), but if you've got nothing to lose anyways, stealing a tank somehow wont be the worst thing ever.

starting your car in the garage is another method, but it's pretty uncertain i think. think of office space- wife comes in to find the guy almost passed out in his garage. if you fail with this method, there's a good chance of brain damage. and you cant kill yourself if you're vegetable. but it's clean at least. the delivery method and uncertainty are the problems.

ODing on pills is extremely uncertain. each person reacts differently to pills, and there is no telling what amount will kill you and what will just give you permanent brain or organ damage. i think more often than not, ODing with pills just gives you permanent body damage, and it will fail to kill you. maybe use it in combination with other methods... OD on pills, drink a lot of hard liquor, and then start your car in the garage.

your best bet would be carbon monoxide (not from your car). it's basically the same as nitrous oxide, except it's much easier to obtain, and it's not quite as fun. but your body still thinks it's oxygen, so it's not painful. just find a discreet place to do it and make sure the mask is sealed over your face and you're good to go.

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hey, it could work
i know a guy killed himself with a large bag of nitrous oxide over his head, probly a pretty painless way to go considering youd be high as a kite
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Er...

Even though you may not plan to use any of these methods, others surfing these boards might. I'd hate to know that someone finally found a method acceptable/painless enough to them from this thread and put it into use.

I don't know, if they want to kill themselves then that is their decision - I just don't feel right about a thread like this knowing some of the depressed types that post here (and many more who lurk).

if someone is going to commit suicide, this thread isnt going to convince them to do it.

and if someone is going to commit suicide no matter what, better they do it safely than give themselves permanent brain damage (which to me is worse than death) or harm other people in doing it.
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