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I got f'ing OWNED by a stripper (PIC AND WARNING)
Last Friday I went to a stripclub with some friends, had a great time, got a bunch of tits rubbed in my face, blah blah blah. It was a great time.
Saturday my left eye started bugging me. Sunday my lower eyelid was a little red. Monday it was red and puffy. Tuesday it was really red, really puffy, and a little painful. Today I woke up and it was really really puffy, really really red, and really painful. Through astute obersvation I realized the situation wasn't going to improve on it's own so I finally went to the doctor. After having a bunch of lights shone in my eyes, and after having not 1, not 2, but 3 doctors a nurse and a med student look at my eye, they finally discovered what was wrong. Deep down on the inside of my bottom eyelid they found and extracted 3 small silvery objects that they described as "glitter". Yep, that's right. The glitter from that fucking glitter makeup shit that strippers (and teenage whores) wear all over them got in to my eye and managed to cause a pleasant temporarily disfiguring infection in my eyelid. Well they managed to get the glitter out, but the damage has been done and now I just have to wait the infection out looking like a complete freak. So kids - if you go to a strip club and a stripper rubs her tits in your face, for the love of god KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED, AND CLOSED TIGHTLY. And now for the pic: 
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03-23-2005, 02:39 PM
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That's "Doctor Vendetta" to you
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AEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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03-23-2005, 02:40 PM
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Ew, those are the only tits you'll ever get in the face
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03-23-2005, 02:40 PM
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Remember, Dirk Lubs J00!
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 Owned by stripper-dust.
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03-23-2005, 02:40 PM
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I bathe in glitter
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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Full Blown Creeper
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hey, at least it wasn't herpes
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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everywhere you look you see dah bling bling
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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What are these wonderful things on my chest?
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Jesus fuck that's some nasty shit.
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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Eye herpes
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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.adieu
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this thread delivers and u got fuckkng owned..
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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wow...
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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[J]eep Club: Shmoblar, Striker169, Trekman8, Crazymike, Whitefrog, PiMpY, Woe 3fecac12e47a4763ed75df76d13aa5a8 [y yuo throw haet :( :(] porn may <3's yuo. |
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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stripowned
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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I'm obsessed with DHermit
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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master of faggotrons
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lol quality
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03-23-2005, 02:41 PM
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