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I wouldn't advise it, but you could try to find a midwife who can strip the membranes for you.
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:37 PM DW is offline  
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of what we have to work with here
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:38 PM kunta kinte is offline  
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kristchan
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I wouldn't advise it, but you could try to find a midwife who can strip the membranes for you.
we did that with my older daughter. holy crap that hurts.
Old 04-19-2005, 07:38 PM kristchan is offline  
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does it have to be human sperm?
worried about your ethnicity disqualifying you?
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:39 PM emorphien is offline  
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worried about your ethnicity disqualifying you?

clever guy
Old 04-19-2005, 07:41 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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clever guy
stfu you , you know damn well nobody likes a
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:43 PM tobrien is offline  
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EWWWW WHY IS THIS STICKIED?
sticky...

lol sperm
Old 04-19-2005, 07:44 PM Let Me In Damnit is offline  
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kristchan
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quit crapping my pif semen thread, you worthless fucks.
Old 04-19-2005, 07:45 PM kristchan is offline  
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THE FUCK?
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:45 PM Excession is offline  
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if this doesn't work, I'm pushing a letter opener up there, bursting my waters, grabbing her by the ankle, and pulling her out.


ow

wish i could help but my gf's preggo too

so i always gotta keep a fresh supply on hand
Old 04-19-2005, 07:46 PM Fat women get me off is offline  
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quit crapping my pif semen thread, you worthless fucks.
i was simply telling the to fuck off
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Ill trade you semen for eggs

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/2510393.stm

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Old 04-19-2005, 07:47 PM kunta kinte is offline  
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hmmmmmm whats that smell? *sniffs* ahhh smells like c0cktard. COMING FROM THIS POST!!
 
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Old 04-19-2005, 07:48 PM PiMpY is offline  
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i was simply telling the to fuck off

eat a bag of dicks you little fag, i was contributing to the thread
go be an internet badass someplace else
Old 04-19-2005, 07:48 PM synaesthesia is offline  
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is there a picture of the mother to be, so that the job can be done proper like?
one must be somewhat discriminatory with their batter.
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