Christopher Walken to run for President!

[DarK AngeL DreaD]

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1. TheJesus starts this thread with the idea of creating new .
2. Echinsu Ocha came up with the idea and DarK AngeL DreaD got the ball rolling here asking for domain registration donations.
3. First content for the campaign site starts coming in.
4. http://www.walkenforpres.com , http://www.walken2008.com , http://www.winwithwalken.com and http://www.walkentomordor.com are registered
5. more content of fake news articles.
6. A LA PO box set up.
7. A voicemail is set up for supporters of the campaign.
8. Mission statement created for the campaign
9. 2 fucktards let it out here and here
10. We scramble for content and control the spread.
11. Someone goes around to multiple Walken message boards posting that it is and linking back to [M] and the main thread. here
12. To control the damage, thread gets moved.
13. http://www.walkenforpres.com goes live shortly after the thread is moved.
14. DarK AngeL DreaD gets KC’d and released
15. It spreads
16. And spreads
17. Reports of this being mentioned on Fox News including them using “General Mayhem”
18. Fark picks up on the .
19. Merchandise is now available thanks to explosivo
20. many blog posts found including this one
21. Reports of the campaign on a radio show
22. Stats on the traffic to the campaign site here and here(20k hits in 5 days)
23. Spreads to more news sites including the UK
24. Response from Walken’s publicist stating that its .
25. Voicemail from a suicide girl
26. Urban Legends and Museum of Hoaxes publish articles.
27. Still spreading to more news sites and blogs
27. Campaign bumper sticker printed and used
28. Washington Times joins in, with mention that it was on ET
29. MSNBC checks in saying about the same thing as the rest of the news sites.
30. UK.IMDB and IMDB write articles.
31. More claims of this being on Fox News but nobody gets any video.
32. The BobAndTom radio show airs a news report.
33. TheJesus scans an article in the printed Washington Post from Page 1 of the Style Section
34. Snopes makes an article that doesn’t mention [M]
35. …
36. Continuing profit.

[rabidrooster]

I'd vote for that bad ass motherfucker!

[plot]

he's awesome in that music video

[zumpiez]

I love this idea. I will contribute!

[I Peddle Exotic Augies]

Originally Posted by zumpiez

I love this idea. I will contribute!

[synaesthesia]

it'd be the coolest thing ever if this garnered media attention and eventually persuaded him to run

genmay would make history

[DecayingOmega]

Originally Posted by Boo-boo-kiddie-fuck

it'd be the coolest thing ever if this garnered media attention and eventually persuaded him to run

genmay would make history

Goatse on national news television.

[plot]

if i think up some , i'll help.


as of now though, that link dont work

[DivineStorm]

Enjoy upcoming lawsuits and cease & desists. ^^

[Brock]

and then he actually won.....omg

[William-043]

hahahahaha

[zumpiez]

Originally Posted by DivineStorm

Enjoy upcoming lawsuits and cease & desists. ^^

"OH MY GOD A PARODY WEBSITE" :heartattack:

[Feigned]

Needs more democracy! *clang clang*

[The Internet]

I can see great potential in this thread.

I'd contribute but i doubt i could do much to help, i'm in England.

Edit: First page, post saved for sale to anyone who wants it when this reachs 60+ pages by tonight.

Edit 2: Thread Cliffs Bought To You By Maahes

1. TheJesus starts this thread with the idea of creating new .
2. Echinsu Ocha came up with the idea and DarK AngeL DreaD got the ball rolling here asking for domain registration donations.
3. First content for the campaign site starts coming in.
4. http://www.walkenforpres.com , http://www.walken2008.com , http://www.winwithwalken.com and http://www.walkentomordor.com are registered
5. more content of fake news articles.
6. A LA PO box set up.
7. A voicemail is set up for supporters of the campaign.
8. Mission statement created for the campaign
9. 2 fucktards let it out here and here
10. We scramble for content and control the spread.
11. Someone goes around to multiple Walken message boards posting that it is and linking back to [M] and the main thread. here
12. To control the damage, thread gets moved.
13. http://www.walkenforpres.com goes live shortly after the thread is moved.
14. DarK AngeL DreaD gets KC’d and released
15. It spreads
16. And spreads
17. Reports of this being mentioned on Fox News including them using “General Mayhem”
18. Fark picks up on the .
19. Merchandise is now available thanks to explosivo
20. many blog posts found including this one
21. Reports of the campaign on a radio show
22. Stats on the traffic to the campaign site here and here(20k hits in 5 days)
23. Spreads to more news sites including the UK
24. Response from Walken’s publicist stating that its .
25. Voicemail from a suicide girl
26. Urban Legends and Museum of Hoaxes publish articles.
27. Still spreading to more news sites and blogs
27. Campaign bumper sticker printed and used
28. Washington Times joins in, with mention that it was on ET
29. MSNBC checks in saying about the same thing as the rest of the news sites.
30. UK.IMDB and IMDB write articles.
31. More claims of this being on Fox News but nobody gets any video.
32. The BobAndTom radio show airs a news report.
33. TheJesus scans an article in the printed Washington Post from Page 1 of the Style Section
34. Snopes makes an article that doesn’t mention [M]
35. …
36. Continuing profit.

[zumpiez]

Originally Posted by Feigned

Needs more democracy! *clang clang*

That's a good theme! Find a picture of him pointing a pen at the camera like he's waving it every word, "Needs More Education" or whatever