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Christopher Walken to run for President!



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Quote:
1. TheJesus starts this thread with the idea of creating new .
2. Echinsu Ocha came up with the idea and DarK AngeL DreaD got the ball rolling here asking for domain registration donations.
3. First content for the campaign site starts coming in.
4. http://www.walkenforpres.com , http://www.walken2008.com , http://www.winwithwalken.com and http://www.walkentomordor.com are registered
5. more content of fake news articles.
6. A LA PO box set up.
7. A voicemail is set up for supporters of the campaign.
8. Mission statement created for the campaign
9. 2 fucktards let it out here and here
10. We scramble for content and control the spread.
11. Someone goes around to multiple Walken message boards posting that it is and linking back to [M] and the main thread. here
12. To control the damage, thread gets moved.
13. http://www.walkenforpres.com goes live shortly after the thread is moved.
14. DarK AngeL DreaD gets KC’d and released
15. It spreads
16. And spreads
17. Reports of this being mentioned on Fox News including them using “General Mayhem”
18. Fark picks up on the .
19. Merchandise is now available thanks to explosivo
20. many blog posts found including this one
21. Reports of the campaign on a radio show
22. Stats on the traffic to the campaign site here and here(20k hits in 5 days)
23. Spreads to more news sites including the UK
24. Response from Walken’s publicist stating that its .
25. Voicemail from a suicide girl
26. Urban Legends and Museum of Hoaxes publish articles.
27. Still spreading to more news sites and blogs
27. Campaign bumper sticker printed and used
28. Washington Times joins in, with mention that it was on ET
29. MSNBC checks in saying about the same thing as the rest of the news sites.
30. UK.IMDB and IMDB write articles.
31. More claims of this being on Fox News but nobody gets any video.
32. The BobAndTom radio show airs a news report.
33. TheJesus scans an article in the printed Washington Post from Page 1 of the Style Section
34. Snopes makes an article that doesn’t mention [M]
35. …
36. Continuing profit.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:15 AM DarK AngeL DreaD is offline  
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I'd vote for that bad ass motherfucker!
Old 08-10-2005, 11:16 AM rabidrooster is offline  
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it'd be the coolest thing ever if this garnered media attention and eventually persuaded him to run

genmay would make history
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it'd be the coolest thing ever if this garnered media attention and eventually persuaded him to run

genmay would make history
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:18 AM Fgh453q is offline  
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if i think up some , i'll help.


as of now though, that link dont work
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Enjoy upcoming lawsuits and cease & desists. ^^
Old 08-10-2005, 11:20 AM DivineStorm is offline  
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:21 AM zumpiez is offline  
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Needs more democracy! *clang clang*
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:22 AM Feigned is offline  
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I can see great potential in this thread.

I'd contribute but i doubt i could do much to help, i'm in England.

Edit: First page, post saved for sale to anyone who wants it when this reachs 60+ pages by tonight.

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Quote:
1. TheJesus starts this thread with the idea of creating new .
2. Echinsu Ocha came up with the idea and DarK AngeL DreaD got the ball rolling here asking for domain registration donations.
3. First content for the campaign site starts coming in.
4. http://www.walkenforpres.com , http://www.walken2008.com , http://www.winwithwalken.com and http://www.walkentomordor.com are registered
5. more content of fake news articles.
6. A LA PO box set up.
7. A voicemail is set up for supporters of the campaign.
8. Mission statement created for the campaign
9. 2 fucktards let it out here and here
10. We scramble for content and control the spread.
11. Someone goes around to multiple Walken message boards posting that it is and linking back to [M] and the main thread. here
12. To control the damage, thread gets moved.
13. http://www.walkenforpres.com goes live shortly after the thread is moved.
14. DarK AngeL DreaD gets KC’d and released
15. It spreads
16. And spreads
17. Reports of this being mentioned on Fox News including them using “General Mayhem”
18. Fark picks up on the .
19. Merchandise is now available thanks to explosivo
20. many blog posts found including this one
21. Reports of the campaign on a radio show
22. Stats on the traffic to the campaign site here and here(20k hits in 5 days)
23. Spreads to more news sites including the UK
24. Response from Walken’s publicist stating that its .
25. Voicemail from a suicide girl
26. Urban Legends and Museum of Hoaxes publish articles.
27. Still spreading to more news sites and blogs
27. Campaign bumper sticker printed and used
28. Washington Times joins in, with mention that it was on ET
29. MSNBC checks in saying about the same thing as the rest of the news sites.
30. UK.IMDB and IMDB write articles.
31. More claims of this being on Fox News but nobody gets any video.
32. The BobAndTom radio show airs a news report.
33. TheJesus scans an article in the printed Washington Post from Page 1 of the Style Section
34. Snopes makes an article that doesn’t mention [M]
35. …
36. Continuing profit.

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Old 08-10-2005, 11:25 AM The Internet is offline  
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Needs more democracy! *clang clang*
That's a good theme! Find a picture of him pointing a pen at the camera like he's waving it every word, "Needs More Education" or whatever
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:25 AM zumpiez is offline  
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website looks like someone from genmay made it

Needs better pics as not to look so fake looking dumbass

NOONE WILL BELIEVE YOU
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:31 AM zumpiez is offline  
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Quote:
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[sie=7]website looks like someone from genmay made it

Needs better pics as not to look so fake looking dumbass

NOONE WILL BELIEVE YOU[/size]

well if its in size 7 then it MUST be important..
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Quote:
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website looks like someone from genmay made it

Needs better pics as not to look so fake looking dumbass

NOONE WILL BELIEVE YOU
I hope that's sarcasm, but it's safe to assume you're really that retarded.

You go and make something better
Old 08-10-2005, 11:32 AM DivineStorm is offline  
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Quote:
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it'd be the coolest thing ever if this garnered media attention and eventually persuaded him to run

genmay would make history
Dibs on campaign manager
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:37 AM SuperVan is offline  
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"politics" page is broken. If you'd like to make the site look more realistic, model it after whitehouse's site.
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awesome idea, im excited to see how it turns out.
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"politics" page is broken. If you'd like to make the site look more realistic, model it after whitehouse's site.
And the menu changes design style depending on which page you're at.
Also, why are all the pictures in black and white?
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:43 AM SuperVan is offline  
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that page doesn't look very real, but it's a good start.

what america needs is more cowbell
Old 08-10-2005, 11:45 AM bggrthnjsus is offline  
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awesome idea

you =
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If this idea takes off i will gladly contribute
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:45 AM dudemac is offline  
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Quote:
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that page doesn't look very real, but it's a good start.

what america needs is more cowbell
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:45 AM SuperVan is offline  
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NEED MORE COWBELL FOR 2008!!
Old 08-10-2005, 11:46 AM dk is offline  
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Okay, I fixed the different-looked pages thing. I was still working between the two, then decided which one to follow.

I could follow the white house website, but that's for the president, not people running. I modelled this site primarily off of the John Kerry, Howard Dean, and Ralph Nader sites from the last election. With more content, though, I can do a lot more.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:49 AM DarK AngeL DreaD is offline  
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:49 AM filth is offline  
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Okay, I fixed the different-looked pages thing. I was still working between the two, then decided which one to follow.

I could follow the white house website, but that's for the president, not people running. I modelled this site primarily off of the John Kerry, Howard Dean, and Ralph Nader sites from the last election. With more content, though, I can do a lot more.
No you didn't but the front page is much better. Biography is still messed up. Change the text to black or something, white is practically unreadable.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:50 AM SuperVan is offline  
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somebody should create an audio clip of walken saying "what america needs is more cowbell" by splicing various walken clips together. he talks so weird it wouldn't even sound strange.
Old 08-10-2005, 11:51 AM bggrthnjsus is offline  
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No you didn't but the front page is much better. Biography is still messed up. Change the text to black or something, white is practically unreadable.

How about a nice, dark blue?
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:57 AM DarK AngeL DreaD is offline  
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I'll gladly contribute to some sort of FAQ or something. I fairly well.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:57 AM RiderOnTheStorm is offline  
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How about a nice, dark blue?
That'd be fine and probably fit the color scheme better.
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Old 08-10-2005, 11:59 AM SuperVan is offline  
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could use some more .

like various celebrities giving walken their endorsment (Alec Baldwin, The Rock... blah blah)
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could use some more .

like various celebrities giving walken their endorsment (Alec Baldwin, The Rock... blah blah)
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Old 08-10-2005, 12:00 PM SuperVan is offline  
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Quote:
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could use some more .

like various celebrities giving walken their endorsment (Alec Baldwin, The Rock... blah blah)
Dude! How could you not mention Vin Diesel? How?!!



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Old 08-10-2005, 12:00 PM DivineStorm is offline  
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Citizen Walken
By: Matt Butler, Blogger, TheJesus@comcast.net

With the recent announcement of Christopher Walken that he intends to run for the office of the President in 2008, I could not be more pleased. I have never met the man, but as a concerned citizen, I am prepared to anticipate that Mr. Walken will be the new leader of our country. A personable, intelligent man who usually shys away from the public lime light is just the kind of man we need in the office. His ideas will not be bound by petty politics, and he is the perfect "Washington Outsider". His background includes some of the greatest movies and plays of all time, he is a classicly trained dancer, and his family has had some very respected politicans in it. He has one of the most recognizable and powerful voices in Hollywood today, and he is one of the most inspiring actors. I hope that this Citizen Walken will step up to the plate and be our next president!

This is Matt Butler, Supporting the Walken Campaign from the Front.
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I think the point is to keep it as small as possible until we can seriously start making it larger and larger.
Old 08-10-2005, 12:04 PM TheJesus is offline  
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shouldn't it be "with Schodak"???
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1940’s. He would take my hand. We would walk the streets, of Schodack, and the people, they would wave to him. The children. They adored him. That is what I love, to be, a man of respect and love.”



shouldn't it be "with Schodak"???

Thats the town, but there shouldn't be a comma before it.
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Citizen Walken
By: Matt Butler, Blogger, TheJesus@comcast.net

(snip)

This is Matt Butler, Supporting the Walken Campaign from the Front.


AWESOME, thanks! All you people who feel like contributing, just post stuff here and I'll put it on. FAQ's about the man, his life, his policies. We'll certainly need a platform with his stances and opinions to create the 'politics' page, and anything else you want to add. Go team!

Oh, and Shodack is a town, not a person. The comma's are there because of his funny talk. I didn't write that passage, another [M] did. If the consensus is to correct the grammer, we can do that.
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Old 08-10-2005, 12:11 PM DarK AngeL DreaD is offline  
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Old 08-10-2005, 12:12 PM  
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Quote:
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AWESOME, thanks! All you people who feel like contributing, just post stuff here and I'll put it on. FAQ's about the man, his life, his policies. We'll certainly need a platform with his stances and opinions to create the 'politics' page, and anything else you want to add. Go team!

Oh, and Shodack is a town, not a person. The comma's are there because of his funny talk. I didn't write that passage, another [M] did. If the consensus is to correct the grammer, we can do that.

I have an idea for a story, but im questioning the legality of this website
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I have an idea for a story, but im questioning the legality of this website


If it comes down to it, its a parody. We aren't saying that he has to run, just that we'd like him to. We aren't doing anything illegal by using pictures and if he asks us to stop, we don't have to. It's satire at worst so he can't do anything. The Onion is still going.
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