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The Church Of Homer


For many years i have worshipped at the atlar of the only true prophet Brothers His name is:
HOMER SIMPSON
NOW I HAVE TO TELL THE WORLD ABOUT HIM AND HIS GLORYLIUS WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE THAT MAKES US LAUGH BUT ALSO THINK
HE IS THE ONLY TRUTH
HOMER SIMPSON IS THE ONLY TRUTH
QUOTES FROM OUR TRUE LORD HIMSELF
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Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel
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Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!
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Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'

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Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
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All Quotes From Our Lord
Post COH to Join the Church

HALLOOOLLUULAH

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Old 08-14-2005, 03:10 AM samuraizero is offline  
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Isnt there supposed to be an 'O' in 'country'? Nope
 
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damn weasels
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DAMN FUCKING WEASELS
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ALL HAIL HOMER!!!!!
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ALL HAIL HOMER!!!!!
FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!!
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Your cock is glorious! <3 Gay-Daddy
 
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bye
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NICE THREAD 34k

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god bless him
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old homer was awesome.
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yes he is he is the one we worship
the new peter griffin homer shld be burned alive very very quickly
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wORSHIP bUMPS
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posting in a shit thread
Old 08-14-2005, 03:52 AM josrh is offline  
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Joshrh is a FAG
GAYTARD 5000!!!!
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lol gaytard user banned 30 days - OxBlood
 
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Joshrh is a FAG
GAYTARD 5000!!!!

get out, its people like you who make this place suck
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