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2slow
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So anyways as some of you may have noticed I am building a lofted bed but I still need some plywood for it. Not knowing anyone with a truck, I can't just go to home depot and grab some. So a friend and I tried to 'borrow' some from one of the construction sites on campus. We wheeled three sheets across campus nonchalantly on some cart we grabbed, and made it about 2/3 the way home before the security guards on bikes caught us. They knew us (one of our old roomates is a security guard) so they let us go but we had to put it back. Pwned Guess I'm going to have to pay home depot to deliver some shit.

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at least you just had to put it back.
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at least you just had to put it back.
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Build it out of toothpicks or like, icecream bar sticks man
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Did it REALLY go down like that?
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No I lied, I pulled out a glock and gunned them down and ran for it.
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they would have let you have it for a cupcake
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A friend of mine pissed on a campus cop car and they called the real cops.
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Do you know how fast you were going?
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Isn't the speed limit ten?
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should have driven a car so you could hit them.. and then issue a ticket for $152
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i have a truck
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home depot rents out trucks
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