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How come when I pee it sprays everywhere??

Really tho, it's getting to be quite a hassle, I spray in all directions, down, left and right, thank GOD it's not spraying up into my face. Anyone else have this problem?
Old 09-02-2005, 09:25 PM obi_ant is offline  
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Only after i've fooled around, but no, not under normal peeing circumstances..
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Old 09-02-2005, 09:30 PM Kahnza is offline  
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Have a check for gonereaha(sp).

Otherwise, open up your urethra manually before you pee. I had the same problem then I decided my suits did not deserve to be peed on considering the money spent.
Old 09-02-2005, 09:44 PM Jivus is offline  
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Yeah, just kinda pinch your head before you pee, it happens to me on occasions when I wake up. It gets all smooshed closed I suppose.
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Old 09-02-2005, 10:58 PM Static Vision is offline  
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Old 09-02-2005, 11:41 PM Sage2k is offline  
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this is plot from
usually happens when you've been messing around and didn't pee right afterwods... some cum stays in there, sometimes dry's up a bit... and all of a sudden you got split pee
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Old 09-02-2005, 11:53 PM plot is offline  
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Weman are always like "Why can't you aim and not pee on the seat?"

It's a lot harder than it seems! Sometimes the inside peehole like shifts. I'll be aiming for the toilet and my pee randomly shoots out to the right or the left. So it's not like a laser pointer. Its like a moving line. Very tricky.
Old 09-02-2005, 11:56 PM Niggerlover is offline  
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Are you circ'd?

If you're not, you are pulling back the foreskin and exposing the glans aforehand, right?
Old 09-03-2005, 12:42 AM ieyeasu is offline  
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Attach a laser pointer on your dick.. works for me
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Old 09-03-2005, 02:21 AM psychoti is offline  
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Whenever I have this problem I stop, I pinch it from the top and bottom, and it usually fixes it.
Old 09-03-2005, 03:48 AM Kahnza is offline  
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sit ^_^

When Im in the privacy of my own home, I sit. Especially in the mornings when I cant be bothered to open one eye to aim.
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Old 09-03-2005, 05:00 AM Smokin' Jay is offline  
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pull the skin back and then forward so it doesnt stick together
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Old 09-03-2005, 06:07 AM Elle Macpherson is offline  
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unless your a sniper dont worry about it.

I think women need to lighten up on the issue, its not as easy as it seems. The next girl to tell me to pee straight, im gonna look her dead in the face and say "here you wanna try aiming, we'll see how far you get, this takes years of practice".
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Old 09-03-2005, 10:40 AM Lurker is offline  
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70 degree piss is the worst..... you have to decide which stream gets in the bowl, and which gets the wall.

about 3 months ago this would happen a lot for some reason... would damn near spray myself every time.
Old 09-03-2005, 01:30 PM Gooch is offline  
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Originally Posted by Kahnza
Whenever I have this problem I stop, I pinch it from the top and bottom, and it usually fixes it.
oh god. stopping midflow is not easy or delightful =/
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