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Invis
I don't wear mismatched shoes anymore.
 
I hate my coworker


I have worked at a country club for almost a year now, first as a busboy, then at a snackbar at the pool and now in the kitchen. When I first joined I made it a point to introduce myself to everyone. I met a one-armed guy named greg who worked in the kitchen as the salad guy, I thought he was really cool, because he was so nice to me...later to find out how utterly discusting this is.
I could tell after about a month of working there that he was gay, which doesn't bother me as long as they leave me the hell alone, but he is also a pedo and has been to jail for sex with a minor. After discovering this I tried to stay away from him as much as possible. To no avail...everything I did he was usually near by, trying to 'help'. If I went into the store room or the walk in freezer, he was right by me asking what I wanted. I usually just...well I ran like hell.
Now that I work in the kitchen, he is training me. Now I really don't mind him as much as I used to since I think he got the message and backed off, but he is starting his old tactics again. The other day I think he touched my ass, and yesterday while filling a tray of veggies he said
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Its good to fill all the holes, its just better that way
I almost died when I realized it had more than one meaning.
Well thats my story, and unfortunatly I must now go to work...with the gay one-armed salad tosser.

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so touch his ass and make a thread about it
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get a new job then dipshit
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so that's the kind of job that Marine veterans get
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sup invis, sounds shitty. don't drop the salad tongs
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rape him first before he has a chance

or just toss his salad
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sup invis, sounds shitty. don't drop the salad tongs
yeah it is definatly shitty.

he also likes to not wash his hand after he shits...then comes and makes salads
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