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Anal sex.

Without them even remembering .

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Old 11-07-2005, 04:15 PM antisechs is offline  
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ive pondered doing that while flying a cessna 172, but what would I do If I f***ed up and hit the propeller? If the plane didnt explode, I would use the parachute that I dont have and jump out, and fap for the last time
gave me a good idea. turn around and fire a bazooka at the plane you left behind.
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gave me a good idea. turn around and fire a bazooka at the plane you left behind.


Ill do that only if after firing my glock, and ak-47 the plane hasn't blown up. In the name of science I will find out how easily it is to blow up a plane in midair.
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Anal sex.

Without them even remembering .

is she bleeding?
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Vomit on a tandem jump.

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is she bleeding?
It can get pretty messy down there.

We can only hope.
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Old 11-07-2005, 04:52 PM antisechs is offline  
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I'd post a picture of some nekkid chicks skydiving, but I wouldn't want you to get the idea that you need to follow suit.
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"How do you breathe in freefall?"
and other Whuffo Questions.

"How do you breath in freefall?"
Through genetically developed gills.

This falls into the realm of urban folklore. One CAN breathe in freefall - if it were necessary. However, due to the high speed of terminal freefall (and much higher speeds in vertical freefall dives), the jumper's body is exposed to O2 molecules at a much higher rate than someone walking around on the ground. The body is able to absorb the necessary O2 through the skin. This is why jumpers flap their cheeks in freefall, it presents a larger surface area to the airstream for oxygen osmosis. Once under canopy, the jumper resumes breathing normally.

This is also why jumpers do not jump on cloudy days or when they might risk going through clouds. The moisture in the clouds can condense on their exposed skin surfaces preventing the absorption of the necessary oxygen resulting in suffocation. AADs are recommended for jumpers in climates where weather is a factor.
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Why did I have trouble breathing in freefall?

Q. I recently made my first jump. Seven of us from work all went for our first time and we all chose tandem. It was enjoyable but several of us had a lot of trouble breathing during the freefall. Is there any way to breathe easier on the way down?

Q. I had my first wonderful skydiving experience a few months ago. It was so much fun. But during the freefall, I felt very suffocated and was not able to breathe. I felt like I was going to pass out, but the moment the parachute opened I felt fine. Is there a physical reason for this problem?

A. We hear about this a lot: A tandem student has trouble breathing during drogue-fall.

We’ve put the question to the manufacturers of tandem parachute equipment. They offer various explanations: an improperly adjusted harness, fear, colder temperatures at altitude, and others.

Their advice is to relax, to breathe normally in the aircraft and out the door. Some say students should keep their mouths closed during the jump.

It’s not a universal phenomena, however, as most students don’t report such problems, and reviewing videos of their jumps seems to show they’re having a great time.

And we’ve never heard experienced skydivers who’ve ridden “up front” say they’ve had any trouble breathing.

In other words, we can’t confidently give you an explanation. (But, again, we field a lot of questions about it.)
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a guide for jumping from 24k feet

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Important: Get a gear check prior to boarding.

On this jump, you will pre-breath for about 1/2 hour to flush much of the nitrogen from your bloodstream. You will be breathing pure oxygen up to altitude. When its time to jump, the Tad will open the door, spot, and then give you the command to exit. At this point, you will disconnect your hose from your chest-mount receptacle and exit (go immediately, don't hang out looking at the spot or float). The hazards of hypoxia are quite minimum since your useful time of conscious is long enough that you will re-enter the earth's thicker atmosphere before hypoxia will be a problem. You will not be carrying the bailout bottle.
aaannd this one sounds pretty definitve and makes a good point about the Goldfinger thing. Not that the Myth Busters are extremly credible, but they did prove that you won't suffocate if you coat your entire body in gold paint, making it not at all porous.

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Some urban legends aren't even stories so much as they are bits of folk wisdom. Sometimes you can even guess where they came from. For example, I've found that most people seem to believe that humans breathe through their skin--that your lungs do most of your breathing, but your skin is a sort of secondary system, so if you completely cover your skin in a way that won't let oxygen through, you'll suffocate. It's surprisingly common. Indeed, I even once had a skydiving jumpmaster tell me that when you jump out of an airplane and go into free fall, the enormous wind velocity (you fall at around 120 mph, which is the equivalent of standing in a hurricane wind) pushes enough oxygen into your bloodstream that you don't need to breathe.

I'm afraid it's just not true. This seems to have its source in the James Bond story Goldfinger. In it, a beautiful woman is murdered by a nefarious villain who paints her entire body in gold paint, causing her to suffocate because her skin can't breathe. Where author Ian Fleming originally got that I'm not sure, but in any case it's nonsense. Nobody breathes through their skin. At all. (SOURCE)
I am 99.9% sure that you cannot breathe through your skin during freefall.

Myth busted.
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Good work, however I wont believe it until Ive tried. What you posted seems good, but I still need to try it for myself.
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