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Oh god, how do you make yourself burp?!

Every time I drink a specific energy drink, I really need to burp. So much so that I'm hunched over in agony because my stomach hurts so badly... but I don't know how to make myself burp. I can't burp unless it comes up of it's own accord. Now I know better than to drink this energy drink (I've only had a few times, same thing has happened every time, but I didn't realize it until today.) because my stomach hurts SO bad until I can burp. As soon as I burp, I feel perfectly fine, though.

Any tips on how to make myself burp?
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Maybe you should stop drinking that energy drink.
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Maybe you should stop drinking that energy drink.
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i can't burp either
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What red-blooded American child doesn't know how to make him/herself burb?
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Close your mouth then use the muscles in your throat (that's what it feels like anyway) to flex/push some air and it allows me to burp on demand. Hard to explain.
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Close your mouth then use the muscles in your throat (that's what it feels like anyway) to flex/push some air and it allows me to burp on demand. Hard to explain.

actually, you explained it rather well

edit: burping as i post
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