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Spam is the new Dada.


I saved a really profound one at work, but these aren't bad.

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They mean, very literally, that they wish it to remain as a ghost. They were drawing upplans of the world; of the world which all believed to have a plan. Wells could hereonly be criticised as an outline.
To many it may have seemedquite reasonable and quite probable and quite likely to happen.
The most that any religious prophet had saidwas that he was the true servant of such a being.
It is demonstratedin the very speculations that have led to its being denied.
He appeals to the ignorant,especially when he appeals to the learned. But other ages have seen the day conquer the candle-light and thenthe candle-light conquer the day.
Not one of their sects or schools had even claimed that they had claimedto be anything of the sort.
But the man who says he is glass is not a glazier making windowsfor all the world.
But nothing of this sort had ever been implied in any of them.
And that is that it had all happened before; and evenmany times before.
Winston Churchill and of Sir Alfred Mond.
For the story of the world as told by Mr.
The gossip, like all gossip, contained a great deal of truthand falsehood.
The fact is not lessened but emphasised because itcan behave like a race of demons.
Its uniquecharacter can be used as an argument against it as well as for it. Popular poetry turned the sages into saints. In the very shape of things there is more than green growth;there is the finality of the flower. But the man who says he is glass is not a glazier making windowsfor all the world. But Thou hast kept the good wine until now. But the man who says he is glass is not a glazier making windowsfor all the world.
To-day it stands once more in our path;and even as we watch it, it grows. But it is not a suicide; it is not pessimistic;it is still as optimistic as St. Again and again, before our time,men have grown content with a diluted doctrine. I repeat that I have deliberatelyemphasised its intrinsically defiant and dogmatic character. The gossip, like all gossip, contained a great deal of truthand falsehood.
To many it may have seemedquite reasonable and quite probable and quite likely to happen.
He appeals to the ignorant,especially when he appeals to the learned.
Those runners gather impetus as they run. And that is that it had all happened before; and evenmany times before.
Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
They could not imagine another order unless it were in another world.
The civilisation of the world has passed away and those words havenot passed away. Feudalism had passed away, and the words did not pass away.
Deep, no?

The short poems are nice too.

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taken morning proud. burst fool approach. page latter understand hat important.
remember speaking clear certain studied tears.
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yours sooner foot, day argue summary near, oh either nothing carefully. miss anybody longer quietly son.
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displayed the long hard scar that was so carefully concealed by promise that they would write frequently of their progress They had with one eye open got up and put a lot of stuffing under the couch Go on dear Leah Tell me all said Lizzie homeI wonder whyand would marry me in selfdefence if from no I could understand that but I never could get it through me what went The youth said in a low voice I followd natures laws and must avow And brandishes by fits his forky tongue. displayed the long hard scar that was so carefully concealed by
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Big stone balls celebrate their midday meal
The fleas will emigrate once the bets are placed
Then the country will be empty
Many more people must die of starvation
Take the executioner's sword and pierce the piss pot
Take the sun and shake your trouser leg
Everything needs to be thought over carefully
Unexpectedly the lions landed in my fireplace
Unexpectedly my head dropped onto my butt
Tarammtata rammta
The fatherland we shall love the great cheese cake
And the moon old Bismarck
And the ships skirting around the mashed potatoes
at midnight
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The galleons are pulled up and down the soul separates from the moon and the pockets of the soul the Indians we have christianized and the whores who were guilty of diabolic vice have been for eight days I kiss the rock our Lord Jesus Christ stepped on as he ascended to heaven a blond boy lashes me in the morning before dawn and the frogs drink my holy blood I threw my eyes behind my back and the publicans and sinners danced on them until their breath departed from them I am crossing the Rubicon my head awhirl with sacraments my mules are towering over the cities and the crowds adore them oh I'm holding the shadow roofs and earthen tablets in my hands as if to my delight who would refuse me that with cries the ground opens up before me ABBA ABBA the wise men are shouting behind me when I hold my breath there is wailing from the graves when I dance the wolves tell their offspring cold lord cold lord as to one Oh yes but one not wholly THOU ART MY PATH AND THE TRUTH THOU SHALT BE WITH ME
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DADA is a virgin microbe
DADA is against the high cost of living
DADA limited company for the exploitation of ideas
DADA has 391 different attitudes and colours according to the sex of the president
It changes -- affirms -- says the opposite at the same time -- no importance -- shouts -- goes fishing.
Dada is the chameleon of rapid and self-interested change.
Dada is against the future. Dada is dead. Dada is absurd. Long live Dada.
Dada is not a literary school, howl.


LONG LIVE TRISTAN TZARA! DADA LIVES!

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dada is what happened when philosophers just stopped trying.
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with, wtf's going.

This is very dada too. I see you have understood.
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I don't get the shorter poems.

Explain "yours sooner foot, day argue summary near, oh either nothing carefully. miss anybody longer quietly son."
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dada is what happened when philosophers just stopped trying.

And yet, dada happens when spammers try their best?
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I don't get the shorter poems.

Explain "yours sooner foot, day argue summary near, oh either nothing carefully. miss anybody longer quietly son."

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WHAT DOES DADA DO?

50 francs reward to the person who finds the best
way to explain DADA to us


Dada passes everything through a new net.
Dada is the bitterness which opens its laugh on all that which has been made consecrated forgotten in our language in our brain in our habits.
It says to you: There is Humanity and the lovely idiocies which have made it happy to this advanced age

DADA HAS ALWAYS EXISTED
THE HOLY VIRGIN WAS ALREADY A DADAIST
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The Futurist is dead. Of What? Of DADA

A Young girl commits suicide. Because of What? DADA
The spirits are telephoned. Who invented it? DADA
Someone walks on your feet. It's DADA
If you have serious ideas about life,
If you make artistic discoveries
and if all of a sudden your head begins to crackle with laughter,
If you find all your ideas useless and ridiculous, know that

IT IS DADA BEGINNING TO SPEAK TO YOU
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