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Shit site.

yeah you can't really joke around with them
they must be foreign or stupid
Old 11-09-2006, 12:11 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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well fuck that shit
Old 11-09-2006, 12:16 PM TaK is offline  
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Coton Bitch
I boss people around and I get pwned, like the little mommys boy I am <3
 
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaA
LisaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i have a question
LisaA: How are you today? What information about pregnancy can I help you with?
LisaA: Sure!
You: Is it true you can't get your twin sister pregnant because you have the same genes?
LisaA: Let me get that information for you.... one moment please.
You: i really need to know
LisaA: Maybe check this second link...
You: what do you think?
You: this is an emergency
LisaA: I personally think it's very possible to conceive, however I'm not a Doctor...
You: oh no
LisaA: You may want to get checked out at your local clinic
You: mom's going to kill us
You: can you do a search for abortions?
You: and if they are legal for 13 year olds
LisaA: Would you like the location of an abortion clinic in your area or just some general information?
You: yeah i need one that won't care if she is underage though
You: what should i do?
You: this is really bad
LisaA: I think you should go get checked out at your local clinic... from there your Doctor can refer you to another specialist
You: can i get in trouble for doing this to my sister?
LisaA: I'm sorry, I can't answer that for you. I really don't know.
You: can you look up the laws for rape within a family please?
You: this is really bad
LisaA: I'm very sorry, but I may need to transfer you to another guide as my specialty is only pregnancy and not rape. If you hold for just a moment I will transfer you.
LisaA: thank you and have a wonderful day.
Old 11-09-2006, 12:19 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:20 PM TaK is offline  
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thnip

Old 11-09-2006, 12:22 PM Entropy is offline  
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zombiecull
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remove the hotlink, last time we did this shit tew almost got sued
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:22 PM zombiecull is offline  
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:23 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaA
LisaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: i have a question
LisaA: How are you today? What information about pregnancy can I help you with?
LisaA: Sure!
You: Is it true you can't get your twin sister pregnant because you have the same genes?
LisaA: Let me get that information for you.... one moment please.
You: i really need to know
LisaA: Maybe check this second link...
You: what do you think?
You: this is an emergency
LisaA: I personally think it's very possible to conceive, however I'm not a Doctor...
You: oh no
LisaA: You may want to get checked out at your local clinic
You: mom's going to kill us
You: can you do a search for abortions?
You: and if they are legal for 13 year olds
LisaA: Would you like the location of an abortion clinic in your area or just some general information?
You: yeah i need one that won't care if she is underage though
You: what should i do?
You: this is really bad
LisaA: I think you should go get checked out at your local clinic... from there your Doctor can refer you to another specialist
You: can i get in trouble for doing this to my sister?
LisaA: I'm sorry, I can't answer that for you. I really don't know.
You: can you look up the laws for rape within a family please?
You: this is really bad
LisaA: I'm very sorry, but I may need to transfer you to another guide as my specialty is only pregnancy and not rape. If you hold for just a moment I will transfer you.
LisaA: thank you and have a wonderful day.


hahahaha
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:25 PM kunta kinte is offline  
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Status: Connected to guide: PaulP
PaulP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi paulp, i have a question
PaulP: sure thing
PaulP: what can I answer for you
You: so this is awkward, but let's say the other day your "friend" had sex with this hooker for 25 bucks, and it was great and all and you came on her and stuff, but then oh i dunno 48 hours later, your penis has these puss filled sacs on it
You: STD or is this normal?
PaulP: not necessarily std, but definetly not normal
You: Not normal, even though he was a virgin before?
You: that's not what happens after you lose your virginity
You: ?
PaulP: yeah, that should not affect how it looks afterwards
PaulP: it would be wortha medical checkup to be safe though
You: Oh wow, that link is graphic
PaulP: apologies
You: No i mean, oh what the hell, i think i have herpes
You: I mean my friend has herpes
You: not that i've seen his penis, I'm not gay
PaulP: It is possible, i think the best bet is a doctor's checkup
You: Can you find doctors in my friends area?
PaulP: I can look stuff up for someone, but doesn't mean I have ten years in a medical office, or a lab
You: like really cheap ones
PaulP: sure thing, what area do I need to look in?
You: Bushwick New York
You: it's in brooklyn
PaulP: sure thing
You: Free clincs? I'm not homeless, are you trying to get me killed. I have a computer for christsake
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Old 11-09-2006, 12:31 PM L0rdStyX4 is offline  
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so are these real people? seems like it.

i had WendyR help me find wider condoms.
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:33 PM FBDrifter is offline  
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Yeah they are.. They have to sit there with a straight face while all sorts of wierd shit get asked
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:37 PM Jako is offline  
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I want that job! they just chat to people all day.
Old 11-09-2006, 12:37 PM NoSoup4U is offline  
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Coton Bitch
I boss people around and I get pwned, like the little mommys boy I am <3
 
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I want that job! they just chat to people all day.

i'm not sure they are even getting paid
the lady i was talking to said she volunteered
but who the fuck would do that for free?
Old 11-09-2006, 12:40 PM Coton Bitch is offline  
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They do get paid. I read the info about becoming a guide and the initial training period (not long if you're good at the internets) is unpaid but from then on it's $5 an hour (or $10 an hour once you become "Elite")
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Old 11-09-2006, 12:42 PM Jako is offline  
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Coton Bitch
I boss people around and I get pwned, like the little mommys boy I am <3
 
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i don't understand why anyone would use this site unless to fuck around like we are
it is so slow and terrible
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