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BOO HOO, IM A FUCKING CRYBABY
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How to kill your girlfriend/room-mate in 7 easy steps and get away with it every time
![]() 1. Wait til they are having a shower. Find a house-coat/robe (depending what continent you are one ![]() 2. Sneak into the bathroom. most likely, the showering individual will be facing the shower head or wall. if they are not, you'll be spottted, but you'll be called a pervert, not a murderer. proceed. Quickly sling the robe belt around the persons lower legs - below the knees if at all possible. 3. twist or clench the belt until it is reasonable taut. it is furry and so will most likely not leave any marks ont he skin. the person will now be aware that you are there, but may not even be aware of your intentions yet. 4. pull hard in the opposite direction from the wall/showerhead. the victim's weight must be taken into account but -always- pull your hardest. its better to be sure. 5. all going well, your vicitim will smash their temple on the shower tiles. shower tiles are deadly. 6. simply place the robe rope back with the robe itself. as the person's room mate/significant other, it will not be that suspicious that your DNA would be on a household item. leave the body in the tub - it will look like a simple slipping accident. wait 30 minutes to 80 minutes. 7. call the police, crying about what you have supposedly just found. you must cry. it makes others uncomfortable and less willing to accuse you. you may smirk but cover it up! |
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raped by rednecks for a week.
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Why not kill 'em with kindness?
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what the fuck
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![]() try it and get back to me
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U A 2 BUT4 GURL |
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Kiddie Corral Material
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What if the initial blow doesn't kill the girlfriend/roommate
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what? I WON RIES' CONTEST!!!
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lol
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what? I WON RIES' CONTEST!!!
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I dont use tile in my house
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Thats not very good...
There is a high chance that the initial fall will not kill the victim, then you're fucked
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I have a masturbation streak Cal Ripken would be proud of
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....except for the fact the robe belt will be soaked from shower water and the robe will be dry?
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courtesy of '-'
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![]() I DONT THINK SO, MOTHERFUCKER.
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won't work, he'll catch you
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U A 2 BUT4 GURL |
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BOO HOO, IM A FUCKING CRYBABY
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if done properly, it should kill them outright. if you botch it, at least they will struggle around in the tub for a short while before losing too much blood, making it all the more realistic. you seriously need to put all your strength adrenaline into this. if you've come that far, you need to be commited
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I have a masturbation streak Cal Ripken would be proud of
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Dont people lock the door when they shower?
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