Housetraining a Duck - Page 2

daliavh · 02-20-2007, 08:55 PM

why does your dad hunt ducks

L0rdStyX4 · 02-20-2007, 08:57 PM

good luck, i had a duck for a while and that motherfucker shat where ever and whenever he wanted to

2Slow · 02-20-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Lincoln Hawk

I haven't even bothered nearing the cage...it's pointless and causes a lot of pointless noise.

So I guess that's just what I refer to him as. I also thought about "Livingroom Johnston II", cause I had a chicken named Livingroom Johnston, but he got eaten by a hawk.

imagine..
someone chases you around with a fucking net and puts you in a cage...

DREAM SEQUENCE IMMINENT

let it go asshole it probably has a family

Beastiality4life · 02-20-2007, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Major Fudge Packer

With a name like that id be bashing my face into the wall everytime the person who gave me that name was near too.

shabubu · 02-20-2007, 08:59 PM

feed it foie gras and call it "Hannibal"

and paint some blood and shit on his face to make him look more badass

\m/

Lincoln Hawk · 02-20-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 2slow

imagine..
someone chases you around with a fucking net and puts you in a cage...

DREAM SEQUENCE IMMINENT

let it go asshole it probably has a family

It's hurt somehow...not sure, but it couldn't fly and has a wicked odd run.
Letting it go as soon as it gets better.

And it was in our fenced-in yard, and my dogs were gonna eat it.

Lincoln Hawk · 02-20-2007, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by shabubu

feed it foie gras and call it "Hannibal"

and paint some blood and shit on his face to make him look more badass

\m/

foie gras?

Webber · 02-20-2007, 09:03 PM

i was once a wild duck

then i was captured and trained by humans....now most ppl think that i'm a person with webbed toes, but really I'm a duck in disguise

shabubu · 02-20-2007, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Lincoln Hawk

foie gras?

YES?

Lincoln Hawk · 02-20-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shabubu

YES?

What the fuck is that?

edit: oh shit...duck liver.....well played sir

Beastiality4life · 02-20-2007, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lincoln Hawk

What the fuck is that?

edit: oh shit...duck liver.....well played sir

i ate his liver with a fresh kiante and some farva beans. **random hissing noise**

FatCat4-9'er · 02-20-2007, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lincoln Hawk

foie gras?

It's an extremely popular dish in upscale restaurants around the world, even more so in European countries.

Lincoln Hawk · 02-20-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by FatCat4-9'er

It's an extremely popular dish in upscale restaurants around the world, even more so in European countries.

yeah...wiki'd

McKnight · 02-20-2007, 09:21 PM

if by get it drunk you mean get it high

eNforcer · 02-20-2007, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by FatCat4-9'er

It's an extremely popular dish in upscale restaurants around the world, even more so in European countries.

yuo are so smart

shabubu gayniggers from outer space	feed it foie gras and call it "Hannibal" and paint some blood and shit on his face to make him look more badass \m/ __________________ I'M GOING TO ALABAMA HOT POCKET YOUR MOTHER
02-20-2007, 08:59 PM	#20

Webber double unraped by IMNobody and d4rkspike	i was once a wild duck then i was captured and trained by humans....now most ppl think that i'm a person with webbed toes, but really I'm a duck in disguise __________________ naigres - "wow and once i saw a retarded post on genmay wow everyone on genmay must be retards then including me lololol"
02-20-2007, 09:03 PM	#23

daliavh TheProfessional	why does your dad hunt ducks
02-20-2007, 08:55 PM	#16

L0rdStyX4 Hi! I like peepee ok bye	good luck, i had a duck for a while and that motherfucker shat where ever and whenever he wanted to
02-20-2007, 08:57 PM	#17

McKnight MOST AMAZING TITLE EVER LOL WORDS	if by get it drunk you mean get it high
02-20-2007, 09:21 PM	#29