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Hog Rock - Biker Rally: White Trash & Biker Whores [NSFW]

Hog Rock is a biker rally a guy started a few years ago near where I grew up. I was offered a job there and since I had nothing better to do I decided to do it.

Before I worked at the event this year I stereotyped the people who go to Hog Rock to be white trash, racist, hedonistic scum. Having finally seen it first hand, I can say with utmost certainty - boy, was I right.

It's getting big. The first year about 600 people showed up. This year attendance was over 25,000. At $30 for entry and another $30 if you want to bring in your vehicle (bikes get in free), that's a lot of cash. Depravity sells.

Part I: The Worst Place on Earth

If bringing a "show your tits" sign got a person in free, Tim York (the owner) would have lost money on the event. I'm not sure they let you in without one.



You would get an E for effort, but the biggest tits I see in your camp belong to a dude. Fail.



I wanted a shirt that said "If you can read this you're smarter than 2/3 of the people here. If you know how to convert 2/3 to percentage you're in the 98th percentile."



This looked particularly inviting in the 95 degree heat.



God help the poor bastard that braved the waters of this cesspool. Actually, no, let their genitals rot off so they can't breed.



I'm not sure where the creator of this fine art got my picture, but I demand royalties.



The Christian bikers. The loneliest tent at Hog Rock. When God told Abraham about his plans to destroy Sodom, Abraham asked "what about the righteous people in the city?" God told Abraham to find ten good people and he would save the city. When he failed to do so, God destroyed the city. It is my belief that the presence of these individuals is the only thing that prevented fire and brimstone from raining down from the sky, destroying Hog Rock.



A veritable sea of filth.

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Part II: Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be biker whores

Now, the reason you clicked this thread. There are three kinds of biker whores:

Local whore: These are the type of whores that screwed everyone (that was willing) in high school and are so used up and stanky they have to resort to Hog Rock for attention. The rest of the year they lurk in bars, spreading whatever nasties their vestiges may contain to the unfortunate drunken misbegotten that took her home for the night.

Mid-life crisis whore: The mid-life crisis whore lives an ordinary life. So ordinary, in fact, the only way she feels alive is by riding around topless on the back of her overweight husband's Harley at biker rallies. She's the conservatively dressed woman at the grocery store you wish you hadn't noticed buying 2 pounds of cucumbers. While some are more modest, many enjoy being groped by strange men (with the husband's approval - if some other guy is touching her that means he doesn't have to).

Rally whore: The absolute bottom of the barrel. The lowest of the low in all of whoredom. The rally whore is the type of girl who couldn't cut it as a porn star so she "performs" at biker rallies. The difference being she doesn't get paid for it. These parasites have no home or job, relying on whatever registered sex offender she ends up with at one rally for a ride to the next. Once the rally whore reaches a level of raunch which even bikers won't go near, she spends the rest of her miserable life as either a carnie or a circus side-show attraction.

Local whore: Carrie Atkinson. I knew I was in for an interesting evening when I didn't even make it through the front gate without being flashed. She was in my class until whatever year she dropped out. Notice the simpleton sitting beside her; he's laughing because I'm taking a picture of her boobs, I'm laughing because he has the IQ of a Lima Bean.



Rally whore: You know it's a rally whore when the girl is riding naked with a guy old enough to be her dad.



Rally whore: Sorry, whore, you get beads by lifting up your top. If you don't have a top, there's no reason to give you beads.



Mid-life crisis whore: The reason she looks so happy is she finally found a place where people don't vomit when she takes off her clothes.



They had a couple porn stars doing a show on stage and they brought up a couple "lucky" individuals from the crowd for a "treat." Yes, even the paid entertainment was disgusting. Only a crowd of drunken bikers would enjoy seeing such a disgusting mass of cellulite. They had a backstreet boy reject trying to get the crowd rowled up by screaming an unintelligible string of the word "fuck." At one point I heard "fucking fuck fucker fuckity McFuck." Strangely, the bikers seemed to understand it. I liken it to a form of cave man communication, using "fuck" in place of grunts.



This poor sap just got back from Iraq. Nothing says "welcome home" like a face full of Chlamydia.



I'm not sure whether this whore is a local whore or a rally whore - she looked familiar but I couldn't place her. After the show she let whoever was willing to touch her get pictures with her. If there's an STD that can be transmitted through nipple sucking, he just got it.



Rally whore: Nothing makes a rally whore's day like being held spread eagle by a random, grubby old man.
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Rally whore: This whore was so nauseatingly stanky her partner wrapped her in saran wrap to prevent him from doing something he would regret later on when he was too drunk to know better.



Rally whore: Guys, if you ever have a daughter and you're tempted to beat her, just remember - this is what she'll become. Eww.


Mid-life crisis whore: Unlike rally whores who end up naked long before sundown, some Mid-life crisis whores are modest enough to only flash their boobs when asked.



Rally whore: "So, like, ever since I was molested when I was 9 I've had a thing for older guys.."



Rally whore: The creature on her chest is an air-brushed representation of her true form.



Mid-life crisis whore: This is how it happens. It took a few minutes before I realized that not only was it okay to stick a camera in the face of a topless woman sitting right next to her husband, it was encouraged.



Rally whores: "Remember how hard it was for us to get guys back in high school? I'm glad we're finally getting the attention we deserve."



Rally whore: No thanks, honey, I'm perfectly content without Syphilis.

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Rally whore: This vile abomination stumbled around in a drunken stupor as an endless stream of camera flashes blinded it, capturing what no words could describe. A true exemplification of a rally whore, this beast will, no doubt, soon join a low budget circus freak show where it will spend the rest of its sordid existence.




Rally whores: If I ever get to the point where this looks sexy, I'm taking up celibacy.

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Local whore: As I walked past the relatively empty beach stage, I noticed there was just one girl dancing and she looked familiar. As I got closer, I knew who it was - a drunken girl I'd went to school with. She yelled for someone to come dance with her, but no one complied (you know you're narsty when you're 18 and even the clammy old bikers won't dance with you). Eventually some guy walked up and got a pic of himself groping her.



At this point it occurred to me that I faced a moral dilemma. There I was, watching a girl I've known since junior high making a drunken fool of herself. What's more important, I asked myself, getting pictures for a few cheap laughs or helping her get out of what could easily escalate into a dangerous situation?

I'm glad I made the right choice:





The next evening the following conversation transpired with Leslee on myspace:

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Leslee: u know what u could do!? DELETE THOSE FUCKIN PICS U HAVE OF ME!!!! I'VE DONE BEEN TOLD U HAVE THEM BY MANY RELIABLE SOURCES........

Me: "If you don't want anyone to see it later, don't show it now." (they had signs up all over Hog Rock saying this)

Leslee: well I would of thought that u would of had a little more respect since u know me and since u also know I was drunk but if you want to keep em..have at it

Me: I was thinking of submitting one to the "Leaders of Tomorrows" feature in the paper. No, but seriously. What the hell? Letting random old, nasty, drunken bikers take pictures of themselves groping you? Giving head to some skanky bastard in front of a crowd? And that was just during the few minutes I was there. What did you do during the time I wasn't? I know you were drunk - but if you know you're going to do stuff like that if you get drunk, why do it? Do these things not concern you..?

Leslee: It's really none of your buisness I can do what I want and obviously I do care or I wouldn't ask u to get rid of the pictures. I'll give head to whoever I fking want...it's my life and if that's the way I choose to live it then so be it

Me: You said you'd expect me to respect you since I know you, yet when I ask a question that shows I might care about your well being I get a answer like that?

Leslee: well u didn't have to be so damn rude about it...you don't know how I feel about the whole damn thing + I'm not going to sit here and listen to someone talk to me like that.
Gosh, Leslee, way to make me feel bad. What monster could keep humiliating pictures of someone so ashamed and repenting? I'm sure God turned a blind eye to her behavior at Hog Rock, though, because Jesus is #1 on her top friends (yes, really).

In closing, despite bikers having proven themselves as the lowest form of human life, there is an honesty about their subculture that demands respect. If a man wants to see a woman's tits, he simply asks her. If a woman wants to have sex with dozens of guys one after another, she has them line up outside her camper (I heard a guy say that he was number 15..). I realize this could also apply to swingers, but most swingers are bikers and vice-versa. It should also be noted that all of the pictures were taken over three hours on one night - God knows what horrors I would have seen if I'd spent the entire weekend wandering about.
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Gosh, Leslee, way to make me feel bad. What monster could keep humiliating pictures of someone so ashamed and repenting? I'm sure God turned a blind eye to her behavior at Hog Rock, though, because Jesus is #1 on her top friends (yes, really).

In closing, despite bikers having proven themselves as the lowest form of human life, there is an honesty about their subculture that demands respect. If a man wants to see a woman's tits, he simply asks her. If a woman wants to have sex with dozens of guys one after another, she has them line up outside her camper (I heard a guy say that he was number 15..). I realize this could also apply to swingers, but most swingers are bikers and vice-versa. It should also be noted that all of the pictures were taken over three hours on one night - God knows what horrors I would have seen if I'd spent the entire weekend wandering about
that girl needs a brick traveling at the speed of light

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wow.
fucking unbelievable
the question is
did she deliever???
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wow.
fucking unbelievable
the question is
did she deliever???

Some ass hat took a pic w/flash like a foot from a face right after that, which made her stop. This was at like 7:00, though, I'm assuming later that night she let them run a train on her.
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Some ass hat took a pic w/flash like a foot from a face right after that, which made her stop. This was at like 7:00, though, I'm assuming later that night she let them run a train on her.

Seriously, why are people like this allowed to exist?
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Seriously, why are people like this allowed to exist?

To spread veneral diseases, of course.
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This, folks, is content. Great thread.

Now.... MORE SLUTTY PICS!
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