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So...she wants to pee on me

I've been dating this girl for maybe 2 months now. Anyways the other day we started talking about sexual fantasies and stuff. Maybe I've watched too many pornos but I told her I wanted to cum on her face. She's a real conservative girl, so when I asked her about her fantasies, I expected some small shit like blindfolding or something. She said I could cum on her face if she could pee on my face.

So I'm like wtf, she has to be kidding. I start making fun of her asking if she had a bed wetting problem as a little kid or if her favorite singer is R. Kelly (she doesn't get it). She starts getting mad and shit cus I'm making fun of her while she was being serious. I told her I think it's kinda gross, and she strikes back with so is cumming on her face.

Anyways, what do you guys think? I've always been able to get girls to do what I want, I don't think I've ever been in a situation to "compromise." I've never really thought about it. I guess I'd be fine with her like peeing on my body, but I don't I'd be able to handle it on my face. Anyone do this shit? Am I suppose to do it in the bathtub.

Edit: Oh yea she said her particular fantasy is to have me go down on her, and she will suddenly "surprise" me. So I refuse to go down on her unless we're doing it on her bed. She's a neat freak and I doubt she'd pee all over her bed.

Damn what's wrong with women

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Dude, tell her you will let her take a crap on your face and see what she will let you do to her.
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say you'll do it and then have sex with her and jizz on her face then immediately get up, run, and lock yourself in the bathroom.
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say you'll do it and then have sex with her and jizz on her face then immediately get up, run, and lock yourself in the bathroom.

lol that would be halarios
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does she really want to pee on you or is she using that as a way to prevent you from cumming on her face? this sounds more like the old "you can fuck me in the ass if i can fuck you in the ass" game of chicken than a kinky fetish.
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It's a real fetish. Perhaps she is just saying that so you don't cum on her face, but if she's really set on it, get drunk and do it in the shower.
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Sounds like to me, but what the fuck, let her do it.

By the way, peeing on someones face is NOT equivilent to cumming on a girls face.
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It's a real fetish. Perhaps she is just saying that so you don't cum on her face.

That's what I was thinking too.

You don't ask a girl if you can cum on her face, they will always say no or try to take advantage of the fact that you asked for permission (like she is doing now).

You just do it, you don't ask.
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I've been dating this girl for maybe 2 months now. Anyways the other day we started talking about sexual fantasies and stuff. Maybe I've watched too many pornos but I told her I wanted to cum on her face. She's a real conservative girl, so when I asked her about her fantasies, I expected some small shit like blindfolding or something. She said I could cum on her face if she could pee on my face.

So I'm like wtf, she has to be kidding. I start making fun of her asking if she had a bed wetting problem as a little kid or if her favorite singer is R. Kelly (she doesn't get it). She starts getting mad and shit cus I'm making fun of her while she was being serious. I told her I think it's kinda gross, and she strikes back with so is cumming on her face.

Anyways, what do you guys think? I've always been able to get girls to do what I want, I don't think I've ever been in a situation to "compromise." I've never really thought about it. I guess I'd be fine with her like peeing on my body, but I don't I'd be able to handle it on my face. Anyone do this shit? Am I suppose to do it in the bathtub.

Edit: Oh yea she said her particular fantasy is to have me go down on her, and she will suddenly "surprise" me. So I refuse to go down on her unless we're doing it on her bed. She's a neat freak and I doubt she'd pee all over her bed.

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i think she just doesn't want you cumming on her face
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After reading the posts in this thread very carefully, I have come to the conclusion that she is playing mind games with you. I think she actually wants you to pee on her face to she can cum on your face. If I were you, I'd try taking a leak on her next time you see her.
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I've been dating this girl for maybe 2 months now. Anyways the other day we started talking about sexual fantasies and stuff. Maybe I've watched too many pornos but I told her I wanted to cum on her face. She's a real conservative girl, so when I asked her about her fantasies, I expected some small shit like blindfolding or something. She said I could cum on her face if she could pee on my face.

So I'm like wtf, she has to be kidding. I start making fun of her asking if she had a bed wetting problem as a little kid or if her favorite singer is R. Kelly (she doesn't get it). She starts getting mad and shit cus I'm making fun of her while she was being serious. I told her I think it's kinda gross, and she strikes back with so is cumming on her face.

Anyways, what do you guys think? I've always been able to get girls to do what I want, I don't think I've ever been in a situation to "compromise." I've never really thought about it. I guess I'd be fine with her like peeing on my body, but I don't I'd be able to handle it on my face. Anyone do this shit? Am I suppose to do it in the bathtub.

Edit: Oh yea she said her particular fantasy is to have me go down on her, and she will suddenly "surprise" me. So I refuse to go down on her unless we're doing it on her bed. She's a neat freak and I doubt she'd pee all over her bed.

Damn what's wrong with women


you're a fucking hypocritical moron, dude. you expect her to let you cum on her face(do you honestly think that's any less disgusting than peeing on someone's face?), but you don't expect to reciprocate. you turned into an asshole as she as she made it clear that she wasn't having any of that, and you're going to have to deal with that now.

and for your edit, I'm left with only one question - are you an idiot?
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i think she just doesn't want you cumming on her face

this is the only other good post in the thread. what the fuck is wrong with all you other idiots?
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urine is very un-dirty. you can even drink it and not expect any ill effects.
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tell her she can wipe her pussy juice all over your face, because that is the equivalent.

although pee is supposedly clean or whatever... that surprise thing really makes me

i think 2 months is a little too early for that fetish.. if my gf told me she wanted to do that to me, i'd really have to think about it. although you should fulfil their fantasies if you really like them.. not if it really disgusts you. which it seems to.

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