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best way to make fake semen?
My friend is throwing a sexy horror halloween party. He's an electrical engineer and has somehow constructed a Frankenstein that senses motion, and then the pants fall down, and his wang shoots out liquid. Of course we're trying to figure out how to make the best fake semen. Any suggestions?
Mayonnaise is a horrible choice, it's too thick. Milk with a little salt is too runny. |
10-17-2007, 07:42 AM
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(mcovey)
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off white hair conditioner + tiny amounts of milk+ a little bit of yellow rubber cement, for color and stickiness
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10-17-2007, 07:44 AM
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Superior to Sarah and her dead baby
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that coconut drink mix stuff
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10-17-2007, 07:45 AM
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why not just use the real deal?
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10-17-2007, 07:45 AM
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djnoobmachinelet
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just use the real thing
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10-17-2007, 07:45 AM
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Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
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add a little bit of corn starch to your milk/salt mixture to thicken it up
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10-17-2007, 07:45 AM
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HOLY FUCK I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT - love spoonage
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just use fresh made
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10-17-2007, 07:46 AM
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yogurt!!
edit: watch the movie porn and chicken.... they make it and put it in water guns!! mmmm semen 
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10-17-2007, 07:46 AM
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Spies, Lies, Polka Dot Bow Ties
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LOL USE REAL SEMENZ
You need a clear liquid, and another milkier one that won't mix all the way.
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10-17-2007, 07:47 AM
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Superior to Sarah and her dead baby
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id suggest not using milk... simply because it'll get everywhere and milk smells bad when it sours
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[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE] [img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img] [img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img] [img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img] malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD [img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE] 8676a288e641 |
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10-17-2007, 07:48 AM
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Mental Pygmy
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one load from me and you'll have all the real stuff you could ever use
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10-17-2007, 07:48 AM
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(mcovey)
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Baby oil and off white hair conditioner works (mixed with some water), but smells nothing like semen and also is not sticky
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10-17-2007, 07:49 AM
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Superior to Sarah and her dead baby
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so you'd just squat over a bucket and empty your bowels?
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[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE] [img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img] [img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img] [img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img] malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD [img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img] [QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE] 8676a288e641 |
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10-17-2007, 07:49 AM
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(mcovey)
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10-17-2007, 07:49 AM
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Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
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yeah but anything that would make a good semen substitute is going to smell
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10-17-2007, 07:49 AM
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