General [M]ayhem

Go Back   General [M]ayhem > General [M]ayhem > General [M]ayhem
Members List Mark Forums Read [M]erchandise Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools
jamesey2
 
jamesey2's Avatar
 
best way to make fake semen?

My friend is throwing a sexy horror halloween party. He's an electrical engineer and has somehow constructed a Frankenstein that senses motion, and then the pants fall down, and his wang shoots out liquid. Of course we're trying to figure out how to make the best fake semen. Any suggestions?

Mayonnaise is a horrible choice, it's too thick. Milk with a little salt is too runny.
Old 10-17-2007, 07:42 AM jamesey2 is offline  
Reply With Quote
#1  

Advertisement [Remove Advertisement]

BCS
(mcovey)
 
BCS's Avatar
 
off white hair conditioner + tiny amounts of milk+ a little bit of yellow rubber cement, for color and stickiness
__________________
"For dudes it's essentially the same, except you have to wipe the head of the penis, and you obviously have nothing to spread, really."

-augusttremulous

Last edited by BCS; 10-17-2007 at 07:47 AM..
Old 10-17-2007, 07:44 AM BCS is offline  
Reply With Quote
#2  

shockthemonkey
Superior to Sarah and her dead baby
 
shockthemonkey's Avatar
 
that coconut drink mix stuff
__________________
[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img]
[img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img]
[img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img]
malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD
[img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE]
8676a288e641
Old 10-17-2007, 07:45 AM shockthemonkey is offline  
Reply With Quote
#3  

exvute
 
why not just use the real deal?
Old 10-17-2007, 07:45 AM exvute is offline  
Reply With Quote
#4  

Sawl3r
djnoobmachinelet
 
Sawl3r's Avatar
 
just use the real thing

edit:
Old 10-17-2007, 07:45 AM Sawl3r is offline  
Reply With Quote
#5  

g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
g0rg0n's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jamesey2 View Post
My friend is throwing a sexy horror halloween party. He's an electrical engineer and has somehow constructed a Frankenstein that senses motion, and then the pants fall down, and his wang shoots out liquid. Of course we're trying to figure out how to make the best fake semen. Any suggestions?

Mayonnaise is a horrible choice, it's too thick. Milk with a little salt is too runny.

add a little bit of corn starch to your milk/salt mixture to thicken it up
__________________
I'm the Billy Idol of genmay
high shaman of the genmay dru[M]mer's collective
was drunk and don't remember assigned position, but member of Micks for Mayhem Irish Crew
Old 10-17-2007, 07:45 AM g0rg0n is offline  
Reply With Quote
#6  

ilikeandross
HOLY FUCK I AM A FUCKING FAGGOT - love spoonage
 
ilikeandross's Avatar
 
just use fresh made
Old 10-17-2007, 07:46 AM ilikeandross is offline  
Reply With Quote
#7  

monk3y
 
yogurt!!

edit: watch the movie porn and chicken.... they make it and put it in water guns!!

mmmm semen
__________________
WWKKD
Old 10-17-2007, 07:46 AM monk3y is offline  
Reply With Quote
#8  

Beaumarchais
LICK
Spies, Lies, Polka Dot Bow Ties
 
Beaumarchais's Avatar
 
LOL USE REAL SEMENZ




You need a clear liquid, and another milkier one that won't mix all the way.
__________________
:lol: [M]usic
0811f71e33d65a9ae00852dfe612ac77
Old 10-17-2007, 07:47 AM Beaumarchais is offline  
Reply With Quote
#9  

shockthemonkey
Superior to Sarah and her dead baby
 
shockthemonkey's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by g0rg0n View Post
add a little bit of corn starch to your milk/salt mixture to thicken it up

id suggest not using milk... simply because it'll get everywhere and milk smells bad when it sours
__________________
[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img]
[img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img]
[img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img]
malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD
[img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE]
8676a288e641
Old 10-17-2007, 07:48 AM shockthemonkey is offline  
Reply With Quote
#10  

Viremia
Mental Pygmy
 
Viremia's Avatar
 
one load from me and you'll have all the real stuff you could ever use
Old 10-17-2007, 07:48 AM Viremia is offline  
Reply With Quote
#11  

BCS
(mcovey)
 
BCS's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by LICK View Post
LOL USE REAL SEMENZ




You need a clear liquid, and another milkier one that won't mix all the way.

Baby oil and off white hair conditioner works (mixed with some water), but smells nothing like semen and also is not sticky
__________________
"For dudes it's essentially the same, except you have to wipe the head of the penis, and you obviously have nothing to spread, really."

-augusttremulous
Old 10-17-2007, 07:49 AM BCS is offline  
Reply With Quote
#12  

shockthemonkey
Superior to Sarah and her dead baby
 
shockthemonkey's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Viremia View Post
one load from me and you'll have all the real stuff you could ever use

so you'd just squat over a bucket and empty your bowels?
__________________
[QUOTE=llamapoop;22135355]THAT'S BEEN POSTED ALREADY! RTFT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MOD! faggot[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nizofoshizo;21735236]i hate you stm, for now i am a fat welsh chav[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Romeoz God;21794275]Honestly stm is the single most hated mod[/QUOTE]
[img]http://x010.uploaderx.net/x/fgt.jpg[/img]
[img]http://x018.uploaderx.net/x/whizzlethread.png[/img]
[img]http://x022.uploaderx.net/x/llamapoopthread.png[/img]
malamute face = like the awesomest eBFF in the IDK JILL WORLD
[img]http://x026.uploaderx.net/x/040208kristchan5.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sawl3r;22928322]stm, you should probably revise your sig considering uploaderx is gone[/QUOTE]
8676a288e641
Old 10-17-2007, 07:49 AM shockthemonkey is offline  
Reply With Quote
#13  

BCS
(mcovey)
 
BCS's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shockthemonkey View Post
so you'd just squat over a bucket and empty your bowels?

__________________
"For dudes it's essentially the same, except you have to wipe the head of the penis, and you obviously have nothing to spread, really."

-augusttremulous
Old 10-17-2007, 07:49 AM BCS is offline  
Reply With Quote
#14  

g0rg0n
Jim Zorn took my job, that MOTHER FUCKER!
 
g0rg0n's Avatar
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by shockthemonkey View Post
id suggest not using milk... simply because it'll get everywhere and milk smells bad when it sours

yeah but anything that would make a good semen substitute is going to smell
__________________
I'm the Billy Idol of genmay
high shaman of the genmay dru[M]mer's collective
was drunk and don't remember assigned position, but member of Micks for Mayhem Irish Crew
Old 10-17-2007, 07:49 AM g0rg0n is offline  
Reply With Quote
#15  

Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:23 AM.



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.