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fucking jesus christ. are you people getting more retarded as time goes by? "lol my electronics are releasing chemicals! better wear my radiation suit when i use my computer!"

fucking dipshits. you're not going to die from some kind of poisoning from resting your laptop on your lap while you use it.

but if you're that paranoid, you might as well wear a helmet and a lead bodysuit when you go outside so your body can't absorb all the ZOMG POISONOUS CHEMICALS.

fuck.


fucking jesus christ. are you people getting more retarded as time goes by? "lol my electronics are releasing chemicals! better wear my radiation suit when i use my computer!"

fucking dipshits. you're not going to die from some kind of poisoning from resting your laptop on your lap while you use it.

but if you're that paranoid, you might as well wear a helmet and a lead bodysuit when you go outside so your body can't absorb all the ZOMG POISONOUS CHEMICALS.

fuck.
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fucking jesus christ. are you people getting more retarded as time goes by? "lol my electronics are releasing chemicals! better wear my radiation suit when i use my computer!"

fucking dipshits. you're not going to die from some kind of poisoning from resting your laptop on your lap while you use it.

but if you're that paranoid, you might as well wear a helmet and a lead bodysuit when you go outside so your body can't absorb all the ZOMG POISONOUS CHEMICALS.

fuck.

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Some laptops have the exhaust for their fans at the bottom, and get very very hot (>>35 degrees Celsius). That's bad for your balls. However, they definitely do NOT leak chemicals, and if your does, that means your battery is shot and you should return it because alkali metals in those things are quite toxic (that's why your are supposed to recycle batteries and not just throw them out). Specifically, I can tell you that MacBooks (I don't own one but my friend does), while not having exhausts on the bottom, get hot enough to be harmful (I almost burnt my hand after picking one up).
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It is nice and warm, and you masturbate while you have your laptop on your lap, it can stimulate the warmth coming from a real vagina. Try it!

Edit: Fuck the DVD drive. Even better, try fucking the USB port.
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well this was a serious question thats why i put it in the bone closet, dunno why it moved out to here, as this question does relate to health.

but yea, i think ppl are misunderstanding when i mean "chemicals" i mean small particles as someone else said that you dont see and theres loads of these particles everywhere, its well known that LCDs give off a lot of bad chemicles from solders and the circuit boards, just it isnt enough to be life changing to notice.

um, i dont think my laptop goes up to 35degrees i think thats gona burn if it did
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It is nice and warm, and you masturbate while you have your laptop on your lap, it can stimulate the warmth coming from a real vagina. Try it!

Edit: Fuck the DVD drive. Even better, try fucking the USB port.

If your dick can fit in a USB port, then you have my sympathies.
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If your dick can fit in a USB port, then you have my sympathies.

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its well known that LCDs give off a lot of bad chemicles from solders and the circuit boards, just it isnt enough to be life changing to notice.
No they don't you fucking


The only thing you'll get from having a laptop on your crotch is decreased sperm count if you do it regularly. Probably a good thing in your case.
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well this was a serious question thats why i put it in the bone closet, dunno why it moved out to here, as this question does relate to health.

but yea, i think ppl are misunderstanding when i mean "chemicals" i mean small particles as someone else said that you dont see and theres loads of these particles everywhere, its well known that LCDs give off a lot of bad chemicles from solders and the circuit boards, just it isnt enough to be life changing to notice.

um, i dont think my laptop goes up to 35degrees i think thats gona burn if it did

fucking fuck, i can't even express how fucking goddamned retarded this is.

my fucking blood pressure is going up from reading shit like this.

do us all a fucking favor. get in your car and drive off the highest cliff you can find.
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Old 01-10-2008, 11:02 AM Whizzleteets is offline  
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The only thing you'll get from having a laptop on your crotch is decreased sperm count if you do it regularly. Probably a good thing in your case.

um yea it does
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